Author Topic: Return of the... HOVER HAND (Read 28230 times)

Jizzacked · « **on:** September 22, 2012, 05:17:01 PM »

lets get some betas up in this bitch

Jizzacked · « **Reply #1 on:** September 22, 2012, 05:18:25 PM »

hovering... it is a lifestyle

Jizzacked · « **Reply #2 on:** September 22, 2012, 05:19:45 PM »

hover all day, every day.

Board_SHERIF · « **Reply #3 on:** September 22, 2012, 05:20:00 PM »

fuking beta's

Jizzacked · « **Reply #4 on:** September 22, 2012, 05:20:49 PM »

big Ron Weasley showing even celebrities can get their hover on

Jizzacked · « **Reply #5 on:** September 22, 2012, 05:22:18 PM »

fuck... awkward photo here

Jizzacked · « **Reply #6 on:** September 22, 2012, 05:24:14 PM »

Every alpha knows you just do NOT touch a woman.... to do so would be uncouth. Bigbobs getting in on the action

Jizzacked · « **Reply #7 on:** September 22, 2012, 05:26:22 PM »

hovering begins at an early age, and continues until the beta dies a virgin and is buried in the hover position. Little known fact: if you hover hand a woman, they become your slave in the afterlife.

RJ DRIVER · « **Reply #8 on:** September 22, 2012, 05:48:13 PM »

Haha I love this shit, keep it coming!

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #9 on:** September 22, 2012, 05:51:15 PM »

Even when i was a shy little 12 year old, I knew how to get a hand full of thigh while taking a picture with some older bitch.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #10 on:** September 22, 2012, 05:58:27 PM »

The Hierarchy loves to see its insecure slaves use the hover hand.

jr · « **Reply #11 on:** September 22, 2012, 07:08:18 PM »

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #12 on:** September 22, 2012, 07:43:30 PM »

Quote from: Jizzacked on September 22, 2012, 05:17:01 PM

lets get some betas up in this bitch

I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off the goofy looking blond in pic number 1.

el numero uno · « **Reply #13 on:** September 22, 2012, 07:49:43 PM »

Quote from: Jizzacked on September 22, 2012, 05:17:01 PM

lets get some betas up in this bitch

Oh shit, just gorgeous, love her!

The_Infidel · « **Reply #14 on:** September 22, 2012, 09:56:39 PM »

This is a valuable thread. What not to do when taking pictures with hot chicks you don't know. The hover hand is a disgrace and you should have your man card revoked for that shit.

POB · « **Reply #15 on:** September 22, 2012, 10:07:22 PM »

Lol, are these shopped?

el numero uno · « **Reply #16 on:** September 22, 2012, 10:22:19 PM »

Those betas should learn from ultimate-alpha gbers

SF1900 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 22, 2012, 10:23:29 PM »

I dont understand why they just wont touch the women.

Nails · « **Reply #18 on:** September 22, 2012, 10:43:20 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on September 22, 2012, 10:23:29 PM

I dont understand why they just wont touch the women.

Probably soil themselves with semen

SF1900 · « **Reply #19 on:** September 22, 2012, 10:54:28 PM »

Quote from: Nails on September 22, 2012, 10:43:20 PM

Probably soil themselves with semen

Based on their pics, that would not be a surprise!

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #20 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:57:21 AM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on September 22, 2012, 10:52:33 PM

In some of these instances I would be glad to avoid contact.

Also, it's at least possible that for some of the shots, the man being accused of betahood simply has his hand in transit to the 'alpha zone' upon a woman's waist -- the spot that lets a woman know you are probably proficient in gently docking the P in the V and showing her a good time. So let's carefully analyze each shot rather than make blanket judgments, shall we?

Your levelheadedness is a breath of fresh air here at getbig.

Fag

quadzilla456 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 23, 2012, 01:11:11 AM »

quadzilla456 · « **Reply #22 on:** September 23, 2012, 01:12:30 AM »

NO HOVER HAND

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #23 on:** September 23, 2012, 09:31:54 AM »

Quote from: P.I.P on September 23, 2012, 12:57:21 AM

Fag

Bro, you aren't living up to the P.I.P. principles ascribed to you by Mr Singh. I am disappointed in your lacklustre performance upholding P.I.P.ian doctrine.

Cockmonger

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #24 on:** September 23, 2012, 09:38:38 AM »

Quote from: jr on September 22, 2012, 07:08:18 PM

This photo must be shopped, no way the Hoff pulls a beta move like this.