Author Topic: Fiat abarth.... Ewww (Read 6204 times)

HTexan · « **on:** September 23, 2012, 09:52:08 AM »

So my built friend is buying a fucking 2013 fiat abarth, and yes he is very straight. He is pick it up on Monday. He has 3 kids and a wife. How do I tell him the car is a bitch made chick car with hurting his delicate bbing feeling?

Schnauzer · « **Reply #1 on:** September 23, 2012, 10:05:44 AM »

Tell him your boyfriend drives the same car

HTexan · « **Reply #2 on:** September 23, 2012, 10:07:21 AM »

Stfu gimmick

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #3 on:** September 23, 2012, 10:16:18 AM »

Are you the kind of a guy who refuses to wear a red shirt because blue is for boys?

HTexan · « **Reply #4 on:** September 23, 2012, 10:29:30 AM »

Quote from: #1 Klaus fan on September 23, 2012, 10:16:18 AM

Are you the kind of a guy who refuses to wear a red shirt because blue is for boys?

Red is for boys too tho.
Are you the type of "guy" the wears a bra and pink panties because you want to be a girl. ?

Moen · « **Reply #5 on:** September 23, 2012, 10:40:30 AM »

The Abarth version is hardly a chicks car.

Moen · « **Reply #6 on:** September 23, 2012, 10:41:51 AM »

Looks awesome and drives good as well apparently.

chaos · « **Reply #7 on:** September 23, 2012, 10:56:59 AM »

Real men drive trucks and motorcycles.

mass243 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 23, 2012, 11:22:28 AM »

At least it has only two doors. He can imagine he's driving a sports car.

Moen · « **Reply #9 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:19:57 PM »

This is my ride

like a boss

mass243 · « **Reply #10 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:24:41 PM »

Do you always tell your buddies that it's made by the same conglomerate as Ferrari haha

Skeletor · « **Reply #11 on:** September 23, 2012, 12:34:58 PM »

Just put some "Tapout" and grenade stickers, they instantly "man up" any car.

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #12 on:** September 23, 2012, 01:08:42 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on September 23, 2012, 10:29:30 AM

Red is for boys too tho.
Are you the type of "guy" the wears a bra and pink panties because you want to be a girl. ?

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Parker · « **Reply #13 on:** September 23, 2012, 01:18:22 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on September 23, 2012, 09:52:08 AM

So my built friend is buying a fucking 2013 fiat abarth, and yes he is very straight. He is pick it up on Monday. He has 3 kids and a wife. How do I tell him the car is a bitch made chick car with hurting his delicate bbing feeling?

Let him get it, and the first time he is punked at the stoplight by a Mini Cooper S, laugh at him. Laugh at him really hard...

I can see a hot chick driving it...but not a dude.
Ok maybe a dude who lived in a big city.

WOOO · « **Reply #14 on:** September 23, 2012, 01:53:25 PM »

i like it...

personally i'm looking at a smart for our 2nd car...

being a huge guy in a very small car just makes me look bigger

nefario · « **Reply #15 on:** September 23, 2012, 01:57:49 PM »

Quote from: WOOO on September 23, 2012, 01:53:25 PM

i like it...

personally i'm looking at a smart for our 2nd car...

being a huge guy in a very small car just makes me look bigger

Hell yeah it does. Oldest bb'ing trick in the book.

HTexan · « **Reply #16 on:** September 23, 2012, 02:02:31 PM »

Quote from: Moen on September 23, 2012, 10:40:30 AM

The Abarth version is hardly a chicks car.

Do tell?

Quote from: mass243 on September 23, 2012, 12:24:41 PM

Do you always tell your buddies that it's made by the same conglomerate as Ferrari haha

I told him that. He also said its "better then buying a v6 Camaro". And better then a Civic Si, or GTI because it is exclusive.
He saying the 2013 have beat by dre too. $:-\$

Moen · « **Reply #17 on:** September 23, 2012, 02:18:18 PM »

Abarth is a tuning brand, with body kits, engine tuning etc. All the Abarth Fiats are tuned up versions. The standard Fiat 500, as seen in the J-Lo commercial, is indeed a chick car. The Abarth is aimed at men and every woman driving it is probably a half-man.

Parker · « **Reply #18 on:** September 23, 2012, 02:25:21 PM »

Quote from: Moen on September 23, 2012, 02:18:18 PM

Abarth is a tuning brand, with body kits, engine tuning etc. All the Abarth Fiats are tuned up versions. The standard Fiat 500, as seen in the J-Lo commercial, is indeed a chick car. The Abarth is aimed at men and every woman driving it is probably a half-man.

Ive seen a couple Abarths, all driven by hot women (on cellphones, and wearing shades)---you'd think it was a commerical they were in.

Every Fiat 500 that Ive seen was driven by a woman.

HTexan · « **Reply #19 on:** September 23, 2012, 02:29:10 PM »

Quote from: Parker on September 23, 2012, 02:25:21 PM

Ive seen a couple Abarths, all driven by hot women (on cellphones, and wearing shades)---you'd think it was a commerical they were in.

Every Fiat 500 that Ive seen was driven by a woman..... or Charlie Sheen.

fixed

nefario · « **Reply #20 on:** September 23, 2012, 02:32:26 PM »

Quote from: HTexan on September 23, 2012, 02:29:10 PM

fixed

It's the perfect car for the average Getbigger to use within the confines of his mansion.

Moen · « **Reply #21 on:** September 23, 2012, 02:35:07 PM »

Quote from: Parker on September 23, 2012, 02:25:21 PM

Ive seen a couple Abarths, all driven by hot women (on cellphones, and wearing shades)---you'd think it was a commerical they were in.

Every Fiat 500 that Ive seen was driven by a woman.

Yeah right. Only a man-woman (lesbian) would drive a racy looking car such as an Abart version.

The standard 500, of course.

hrspwr · « **Reply #22 on:** September 23, 2012, 02:53:51 PM »

22 grand for a go kart with a roof,

look whats available for half that with just a random craigs list search.

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/3249010114.html

your friend is acting like a bitch.

HTexan · « **Reply #23 on:** September 23, 2012, 02:56:01 PM »

Quote from: hrspwr on September 23, 2012, 02:53:51 PM

22 grand for a go kart with a roof,

look whats available for half that with just a random craigs list search.

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/3249010114.html

your friend is acting like a bitch.

i used to owned a 2000 GT mustang supercharged, it isnt close to a go cart at all.

Moen · « **Reply #24 on:** September 23, 2012, 05:18:05 PM »

He's talking about the Abarth, go-kart is no criticism really. I'm pretty sure a Fiat 500 Abarth would smoke that Mustang on every race track other than an oval.

You Americanos and your emphasis on big numbers... big cars, big engines, big BHP. This doesn't translate to what it actually does in real life by a longshot.