Author Topic: Girl caught masturbating on the bus... (Read 19469 times)

she cracked one off, big deal.

in school when i wasnt even 12 yet, the french girl sitting next to me would give me handjobs during lessons, no joke.
i only staye with her back then becuase i actually hoped to get nearer to her very hot mother,haha

not joking, all true story.

and one italian frend once invited ppl to his house,some 15 ppl, everyone got coked up and he got horny, put a porn and projected it on the wall, had a projector thing , and told everyone hes about to crack one off now, for who dont like that, they may leave his house, and then he just did it.hahahha

so in the real world you paid a 40 year old hooker to dress like a school girl and tug you off, and your Italian friend free based rock cocaine and jerked off on your face. get big where every ones a alpha stud

PJim · « **Reply #17 on:** September 24, 2012, 04:11:58 AM »

Looks like the kind of gingivitis neegul with a severe hatred of the afro comb.

WOOO · « **Reply #18 on:** September 24, 2012, 05:38:07 AM »

Quote from: galeniko on September 24, 2012, 04:03:12 AM

she cracked one off, big deal.

in school when i wasnt even 12 yet, the french girl sitting next to me would give me handjobs during lessons, no joke.
i only staye with her back then becuase i actually hoped to get nearer to her very hot mother,haha

not joking, all true story.

and one italian frend once invited ppl to his house,some 15 ppl, everyone got coked up and he got horny, put a porn and projected it on the wall, had a projector thing , and told everyone hes about to crack one off now, for who dont like that, they may leave his house, and then he just did it.hahahha

story like this needs it's own thread

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #19 on:** September 24, 2012, 06:00:19 AM »

Why it got to be a brother shining your shoes?

Parker · « **Reply #20 on:** September 24, 2012, 06:02:09 AM »

I bet someone is gonna id her.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #21 on:** September 24, 2012, 06:23:17 AM »

10th grade in a typical overcrowded public high school.

This guy in the row next to me had his ween pushed out through the leg hole (this was the days of short OP shorts) and he was beating that thng like it owed him money.

he musta noticed that my friend (who sat in front of me) and I noticed him, because he stopped as soon as i started to vomit

dr.chimps · « **Reply #22 on:** September 24, 2012, 06:27:00 AM »

Ha! I bet this is in 3.14's spank bank.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #23 on:** September 24, 2012, 06:30:21 AM »

Quote from: galeniko on September 24, 2012, 04:03:12 AM

and one italian frend once invited ppl to his house,some 15 ppl, everyone got coked up and he got horny, put a porn and projected it on the wall, had a projector thing , and told everyone hes about to crack one off now, for who dont like that, they may leave his house, and then he just did it.hahahha

haha!!! damn

American kids from my generation our pussies

Donny · « **Reply #24 on:** September 24, 2012, 06:59:19 AM »

well one embarassing thing i did was a woman who lived across from me saw me sticking anal medicine in my ass... I have Colitus Alcerosa and my end Colon is a bit ill. anyway the Doc told me yes we can try this new thing "Salofalk" in a tube with a nozzle you spray it up your ass.He said it´s more direckt because my end colon 30cm is ill. So anyway i lube up the nozzle and am lying on the Bed with my legs in the air like a real Whore... thing is in my ass...my wife walks in and opens the curtains and i looked out the window and direckt oposite is this woman looking out her window at me....next time she walked past me she just grinned....

who gives a fuck....lol