Author Topic: A Cartel Threatens You Into Recruitment... What Would You Do? (Read 2770 times)

hardgainerj · « **on:** September 24, 2012, 08:27:12 AM »

http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2012/09/a-cartel-threatens-you-into-recruitment.html

BigCyp · « **Reply #1 on:** September 24, 2012, 09:02:39 AM »

Call Groink

dan18 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 24, 2012, 09:52:18 AM »

Quote from: hardgainerj on September 24, 2012, 08:27:12 AM

http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2012/09/a-cartel-threatens-you-into-recruitment.html

call big mc and let him call them out on a message board

Tito24 · « **Reply #3 on:** September 24, 2012, 10:05:41 AM »

groink cant solve everything in this world

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #4 on:** September 24, 2012, 10:44:03 AM »

Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on September 24, 2012, 10:42:41 AM

I was doing reps with the bar by itself this morning lol

snx · « **Reply #5 on:** September 24, 2012, 10:55:30 AM »

Rip off my Tapout shirt, hit a stunning most muscular, then rip off my Crazy Wear pants, do the quad shake, and expose the stragnations and cutes for all the Mexi-cans and Mexi-can'ts in the room to see.

Surely, this will have some running. Others will simply stand there in a state of slack-jawed mouth-breathing stupor at the sheer massiveness of the human they're being confronted with. I expect many will urinate in their own pants.

Still others will want to know my diet plan, which I can part with in exchange for a reputable source of Equipoise.

Win-win.

Fortress · « **Reply #6 on:** September 24, 2012, 11:11:34 AM »

Brutal proposition

I guess I'd take the gig and then plan my immediate escape to some other corner of the globe.

Screw these human pieces of garbage.

Mitch · « **Reply #7 on:** September 24, 2012, 11:59:18 AM »

who wants to be a policeman anyway?

mass243 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 24, 2012, 12:08:01 PM »

flash my dog tag and tell them to fuk off

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #9 on:** September 24, 2012, 12:14:35 PM »

lol at threat. You threaten me you ready be ready to shoot or you'll end up on the shit end.

BIG ACH · « **Reply #10 on:** September 24, 2012, 12:30:27 PM »

Tell him I know GH15!

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #11 on:** September 24, 2012, 01:51:10 PM »

Quote from: BIG ACH on September 24, 2012, 12:30:27 PM

Tell him I know GH15!

Your dad looks grouchy.

Permabulker · « **Reply #12 on:** September 24, 2012, 01:55:50 PM »

Quote from: Mitch on September 24, 2012, 11:59:18 AM

who wants to be a policeman anyway?

Fuckin' pigs!

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 24, 2012, 02:00:11 PM »

Why we don't go in Mexico and spread some democracy is beyond me. Is it because we don't want to piss off our neighbors?

Fury · « **Reply #14 on:** September 24, 2012, 02:15:20 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on September 24, 2012, 12:14:35 PM

lol at threat. You threaten me you ready be ready to shoot or you'll end up on the shit end.

snx · « **Reply #15 on:** September 24, 2012, 03:49:45 PM »

Quote from: P.I.P on September 24, 2012, 01:51:10 PM

Your dad looks grouchy.

...probably because it's hard for him to look with both eyes into a camera lens.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #16 on:** September 24, 2012, 04:45:01 PM »

Quote from: snx on September 24, 2012, 03:49:45 PM

...probably because it's hard for him to look with both eyes into a camera lens.

hahahahah damn you're on a roll today!!!

BILL ANVIL · « **Reply #17 on:** September 24, 2012, 05:05:17 PM »

wow good read and sadly this shit is real. identity change and gtfoutta dodge immediately.

claymore · « **Reply #18 on:** September 24, 2012, 05:34:39 PM »

Quote from: hardgainerj on September 24, 2012, 08:27:12 AM

http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2012/09/a-cartel-threatens-you-into-recruitment.html

"If you don't accept this gift, we will kill your wife and daughters in a horrible way" And they call your wife and daughters by name."....Depends do I love my wife ?? and is my daughter a lesbo or mudshark ?? Need to know this first to answer honestly.

Wiggs · « **Reply #19 on:** September 24, 2012, 05:36:23 PM »

Quote from: claymore on September 24, 2012, 05:34:39 PM

"If you don't accept this gift, we will kill your wife and daughters in a horrible way" And they call your wife and daughters by name."....Depends do I love my wife ?? and is my daughter a lesbo or mudshark ?? Need to know this first to answer honestly.

Oh we have a tough guy here. Lol
Youd ball like a little girl.

Howard · « **Reply #20 on:** September 24, 2012, 05:38:16 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on September 24, 2012, 12:14:35 PM

lol at threat. You threaten me you ready be ready to shoot or you'll end up on the shit end.

I'd pull a Tony Monatnna and say ; " How bout you try stickin' yo head up yo azz... see if it fit, you fukin' cokaroach."

Howard · « **Reply #21 on:** September 24, 2012, 05:40:56 PM »

Quote from: claymore on September 24, 2012, 05:34:39 PM

"If you don't accept this gift, we will kill your wife and daughters in a horrible way" And they call your wife and daughters by name."....Depends do I love my wife ?? and is my daughter a lesbo or mudshark ?? Need to know this first to answer honestly.

I say act in a biblical way, like Lott did in the city of Sodom.
Offer your daughters up and be a good neighbor, plus your wife is going to turn into a pillar of salt if she looks back when you run away.

hardgainerj · « **Reply #22 on:** September 24, 2012, 05:52:44 PM »

Quote from: irongrip400 on September 24, 2012, 02:00:11 PM

Why we don't go in Mexico and spread some democracy is beyond me. Is it because we don't want to piss off our neighbors?

the drug war is big business

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #23 on:** September 24, 2012, 06:29:32 PM »

I'd take the gig and then learn as much about explosives as possible. Blow up as many as I could on the way out after I sent my wife and kids away under a new identity.