Jamie, are you suggesting that the OP is the type of 'guy' who sleeps with one eye open at college parties, and sets booby traps around the sofa in case a hot drunk chick tries to get under his duvet?
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, what i'm suggesting cyp is that when AnalBollockFellatio was in prison, come visiting time he used to throw hissy fits at his mother because he didn't want his big muscular cellmate to think that he was cheating on him.