a few other tweets by this getbigger...
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So this is what happens when the refs aren't gargling Miami's balls and their opponents aren't collecting Social Security? Amazing.
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The thought of doing a Jets player makes my soul and vagina weep. I don't think I could bring myself to do it.
Oh, sorry my political tweets annoy you, I thought choosing the next president was important. Please, keep posting pictures of your dinner.
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Hey, pal, nice truck...sorry about your penis.
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I bet Forrest Gump's Twitter password is "1Forrest1".
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Guy (looking at my @EllisHobbs jersey): Patriots ain't nothin'! Go Ravens. Me: Hey, wide left, pal! #boomroasted
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Every time I see someone type "ROFL", I hear Scooby Doo trying to say "waffle".
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To all offended by my comment about Smith's brother, I apologize. It was just an insensitive comment by a bitter Pats fan. Love to all.

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Figures Queen James would get a ring the year the #NBA season starts with a bunch of crying vaginas claiming their pay isn't enough. #Midol
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Google "50 most popular women". Click on the first link. Check out 7. Retweet if you laughed.

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Plain tweets
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I guess I should sleep. Goodnight!
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To all offended by my comment about Smith's brother, I apologize. It was just an insensitive comment by a bitter Pats fan. Love to all.

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I don't mind if the Pats lose fairly...but to lose because the refs called a kick good that wasn't? C'mon now.
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I love Baltimore chants BS when a shit call affects them negatively, but when their players aren't called for horsecollar twice, it's ok.
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I laugh so hard when commentators think getting to practice early and staying late is impressive. Long days for 4 months!?! WOW!!!! #NFL
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"Britney Spears has always been a Louisiana swamp donkey" --Hanibal
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That awkward moment when the cute college guy working in produce is flirting...and you realize its because you're now an "older woman".
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If a chick is asking you what you're up to on the weekend, and you're both magically doing nothing, she wants you to ask her out. Idiots.