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Re: 2012 miss bumbum
« Reply #25 on: September 27, 2012, 02:30:51 AM »
i'll take a pass on these fatties

now dis is wot i be talkin' bout

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Re: 2012 miss bumbum
« Reply #26 on: September 27, 2012, 03:46:24 AM »
i'll take a pass on these fatties

now dis is wot i be talkin' bout

That's one skinny bitch, you might as well go for young boys dj181

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Re: 2012 miss bumbum
« Reply #27 on: September 27, 2012, 03:56:43 AM »
Please....two weeks ago I started on test and gh (finally) and my wife is almost crippled.


Sorry about that Coach i will try to be more gentle with her next time.
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Re: 2012 miss bumbum
« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2012, 04:01:08 AM »
You, sir, are a man of discernment and impeccable taste. No doubt she won your tender heart with her limpid eyes, demure smile, witty repartee, and big, fat V.

So touched am I that I wrote a poem for you to recite to her on your blessed wedding day. My gift to the happy couple.

Big, Fat V. (A Poem of Affection Between a Man and his Love)

[said with a soulful expression and hand pressed firmly over heart]

Dearest darling,

I think that I shall never see
A poem as lovely as your big, fat V.
 
Your big, fat V, whose hungry mouth is prest
Against my wet chin and drenched upper chest;

[said with bowed head, with acknowledgement to the presiding priest]
Your big, fat V that worships about the day,
by wrapping its leafy flaps round my cawk to pray;

Your big, fat V that may in summer wear
A necklace of my dried cum in its pubic hair;

Darling dearest,

Poems are made by fools like me,
But, God, the emptying of my balls is made by your big, fat V. :'(


I'm going to file this under the decadent aesthetic Kahn. It brought a tear to my eye and blood to my cock but it is ultimately as hollow as these big arsed whores eyes. Touche.
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Re: 2012 miss bumbum
« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2012, 04:11:32 AM »
i'll take a pass on these fatties

now dis is wot i be talkin' bout

Now this is a man that knows fine ass's.
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Re: 2012 miss bumbum
« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2012, 04:38:40 AM »
i'll take a pass on these fatties

now dis is wot i be talkin' bout



This is a ten.  Team Skinny/curvy, petite little minx.
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Re: 2012 miss bumbum
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2012, 04:41:09 AM »
You, sir, are a man of discernment and impeccable taste. No doubt she won your tender heart with her limpid eyes, demure smile, witty repartee, and big, fat V.

So touched am I that I wrote a poem for you to recite to her on your blessed wedding day. My gift to the happy couple.

Big, Fat V. (A Poem of Affection Between a Man and his Love)

[said with a soulful expression and hand pressed firmly over heart]

Dearest darling,

I think that I shall never see
A poem as lovely as your big, fat V.
 
Your big, fat V, whose hungry mouth is prest
Against my wet chin and drenched upper chest;

[said with bowed head, with acknowledgement to the presiding priest]
Your big, fat V that worships about the day,
by wrapping its leafy flaps round my cawk to pray;

Your big, fat V that may in summer wear
A necklace of my dried cum in its pubic hair;

Darling dearest,

Poems are made by fools like me,
But, God, the emptying of my balls is made by your big, fat V. :'(
Billy Shakespeare??

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Re: 2012 miss bumbum
« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2012, 04:41:24 AM »




is there also a shitting round after prejudging?
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Re: 2012 miss bumbum
« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2012, 04:42:21 AM »
Haha! This thread is fading, will bump the Bumbum.

A getbig must do service, if ever there was one.

They would need the jaws of life to pry my happy  face out of any of those asses.
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Re: 2012 miss bumbum
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2012, 04:44:27 AM »
A getbig must do service, if ever there was one.

They would need the jaws of life to pry my happy  face out of any of those asses.
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Oh stop pretending Howie!
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Re: 2012 miss bumbum
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2012, 04:46:41 AM »
Asses look like dead clay.
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Re: 2012 miss bumbum
« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2012, 04:55:36 AM »


This is a ten.  Team Skinny/curvy, petite little minx.

testify, my brother 8)

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Re: 2012 miss bumbum
« Reply #37 on: September 27, 2012, 05:14:51 AM »
Not that I care with asses like that but some of these broads faces are busted.

Exactly what I thought. One I would actually call ugly.

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Re: 2012 miss bumbum
« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2012, 05:47:04 AM »
In before G_Tard "explains" Brazilian women to us.

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Re: 2012 miss bumbum
« Reply #39 on: September 27, 2012, 08:43:47 AM »
is there also a shitting round after prejudging?

haha!!!

Some beautiful turd-cutters on display!!!

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Re: 2012 miss bumbum
« Reply #40 on: September 27, 2012, 08:47:23 AM »
Winner


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Re: 2012 miss bumbum
« Reply #41 on: September 27, 2012, 08:48:46 AM »
i'll take a pass on these fatties

now dis is wot i be talkin' bout

She looks hungry :-\

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Re: 2012 miss bumbum
« Reply #42 on: September 27, 2012, 02:06:27 PM »
Some serious photo retouching going on here. 

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Re: 2012 miss bumbum
« Reply #43 on: September 27, 2012, 05:54:43 PM »
Some serious photo retouching going on here. 

yup they all look like plastic fake bums...
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Re: 2012 miss bumbum
« Reply #44 on: September 28, 2012, 11:11:10 AM »
Please....two weeks ago I started on test and gh (finally) and my wife is almost crippled.

Did you try usieng the flying butt plyers hold on her?