Spent this yrs Olympia like most getbiggers. Sitting around my tighty whiteys watching the BB.com streaming video and reading/psoting goofy crap here on getbig.com. Here is the breakdown:
Friday night 6pm: fed the dogs, thought about working out and said screw the gym.
I went on getbig and read a thread about Wiggs being at the Olympia expo.
Read some funny stuff about what Wiggs might be doing on the thread but secretly wished I was there at the expo, schmoing it up with Wiggs.
9:50 went to BB.com and waited for the Olypmia to start. Stared into the little vid box only to see Bob Chick appear at 10:08 dressed as the "silver surfer".
The first contestant wasn't a bodybuilder, she was some fitness babe with a spear prop. Great crack was made about how she had mistaken Bob for an obese sea lion in the sliver suit and tried to harpoon him . The fitness routines gradully came to a close followed by the bikini babes archng their lower back displaying their ass crack contest. After 2 hrs of bootyfest I said screw this and called it a night.
I farted in my dogs face and fell asleep as dreams of oiled musclemen posing in thongs, danced in my head.
10 am saturday- Got up, went on getbig.com. Saw that it was between Kai and Phil and prepared for the onslaught of grapefruit jokes that would come.
10 pm sat - went on the BBc.om site for the video feed. Saw it was going to be bootyfest for the a few hrs so I farted in my dogs face again, gave my fiance' the stink fnger and watched some college football. Ate some good snacks and got some booty after I drugged and tied my finace down.
She squeeled but nobody heard her.
10 am sunday- went on getbig and read that Phil had won. Posted some rant about why I think Kai should have won and got pelted with a barrage of grapefruit replies . Looked at the pics and videos on MD and Flex and realized that bodybuilding as a sport , was doomed.
That's my Olympia weekend, I never watched any bodybuilding live but saw plenty of doable butt crack.
