Dear Getbiggers,
You home work assignment is to find a fatty. She must be 220lbs or bigger. I want you to take her home and do things to her that you have only seen done in a Rocco or Nacho Vidal movie. Dont worry about offending her, she will be game, TRUST ME!!! And when you do, PM and tell me your story.
If you are in the Tampa/Clearwater/St. Pete area, let me know if she is down for some MMF action. Remember, it aint no fun if the homies cant have none