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I got owned today by a little old lady
« on: October 02, 2012, 04:22:55 PM »
I'm driving up the I-5 and my exit was coming up.  There was a line of 100 or more cars in the right lane looking to exit.  So I thought I could speed up and cut in like I normally do closer to the exit.  The person in front of me driving a BMW 5 series and was thinking the same thing, so I speed up to go around them and they speed up as well.  Fucker was gunning it.  I'm thinking who is this asshole, and we are both speeding and the exit is coming closer, we almost get to the exit and the car slows down and cock blocks me from getting to the exit by squeezing in between two cars.  I am furious, ready to throw down, as I pass the car to do a full MM, the mutherfuckin driver was some little white haired old lday.  Bitch was old school gangsta.  I ended up missing my exit and had to get off at the next and back track.


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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2012, 04:32:37 PM »
I fucking hate drivers like you get in line just cause you post on getbig doesn't make you better than others

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2012, 04:34:15 PM »
  L.A. Traffic fucking sucks

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2012, 04:36:01 PM »
as I pass the car to do a full MM

 ;D

Did you do the "hand clasp" or the "crab" edition?

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2012, 04:38:17 PM »
I'm driving up the I-5 and my exit was coming up.  There was a line of 100 or more cars in the right lane looking to exit.  So I thought I could speed up and cut in like I normally do closer to the exit.  The person in front of me driving a BMW 5 series and was thinking the same thing, so I speed up to go around them and they speed up as well.  Fucker was gunning it.  I'm thinking who is this asshole, and we are both speeding and the exit is coming closer, we almost get to the exit and the car slows down and cock blocks me from getting to the exit by squeezing in between two cars.  I am furious, ready to throw down, as I pass the car to do a full MM, the mutherfuckin driver was some little white haired old lday.  Bitch was old school gangsta.  I ended up missing my exit and had to get off at the next and back track.



Total wanker. It's folks like you who make the whole process slow down, instead of merging into the lane as you retain consistent speed.

Stop being just another self-centered goof (who isn't intelligent enough to do the math for optimal results ... for everyone).

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #5 on: October 02, 2012, 04:42:30 PM »
Total wanker. It's folks like you who make the whole process slow down, instead of merging into the lane as you retain consistent speed.

Stop being just another self-centered goof (who isn't intelligent enough to do the math for optimal results ... for everyone).

This post is a great microcosm on American politics.

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2012, 04:45:13 PM »
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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2012, 04:46:47 PM »
Princess L drives an M5.

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2012, 04:52:41 PM »

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2012, 05:25:45 PM »
^ first thing I thought of lol

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2012, 08:30:40 PM »
you have to merge late and cut people.  Cause so many of the people in line are slow to move up.  Their texting or just not looking.

if they were all focused like this old woman, it wouldnt be a problem.

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2012, 10:07:47 PM »
I got "owned " by an old lady in traffic too today. I was driving and this car pulled up next to me and said "nice driving!". I just thank you. Honestly had no idea what she was talking about I changed lanes once but was just driving normal.

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2012, 01:14:51 AM »
At least it didn't happen in the gym lol

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2012, 01:32:59 AM »
At least it didn't happen in the gym lol

or at da club

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2012, 01:36:16 AM »
or at da club

Or on Call of Duty online

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2012, 01:39:24 AM »
Or on Call of Duty online

or coming from Ron A.

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2012, 01:47:14 AM »
I fucking hate drivers like you get in line just cause you post on getbig doesn't make you better than others
the Grim Lifter shows great perspicacity


  L.A. Traffic fucking sucks

I have never been intimidated or bothered by driving in Los Angeles....

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2012, 01:56:32 AM »
This post is a great microcosm on American politics.

great post!

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2012, 02:03:23 AM »
Lining up to own every getbigger....



Funny story  :D

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2012, 02:04:30 AM »
Btw that female driver might have been from Pasadena..

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2012, 02:08:59 AM »
Total wanker. It's folks like you who make the whole process slow down, instead of merging into the lane as you retain consistent speed.

Stop being just another self-centered goof (who isn't intelligent enough to do the math for optimal results ... for everyone).

x2000

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2012, 04:53:56 AM »
x2000

Do these people affect your bicycle journey Mars?

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2012, 05:20:59 AM »
Do these people affect your bicycle journey Mars?

no one can affect my mood in the traffic as im dreaming away on my bike with no seat.

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Re: I got owned today by a little old lady
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2012, 05:33:26 AM »
Btw that female driver might have been from Pasadena..

Obscure, but nice one!