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Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« on: October 05, 2012, 04:53:34 AM »
Chaos and NZMM, care to comment on the finer details of this case?

"Kansanga Miracle Centre Senior Pastor Isaac Kiwewesi, yesterday denied sodomy allegations brought against him by former employee David Arinaitwe, even as Police said they were continuing with investigations into the matter.

“I categorically state that these accusations are unfounded, baseless and absolutely untrue, and I hereby disassociate myself from them,” the pastor said in a statement read for him by a senior member of his church, Mr Mondo Mugisha."

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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2012, 04:56:06 AM »
Birthplace of Civilisation!
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2012, 05:15:40 AM »
Quote from: E-Kul on October 05, 2012, 04:56:06 AM
Birthplace of Civilisation!

Most of the greatest scientists from History came from there
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2012, 05:29:42 AM »
I've been noticing a lot more homos and dykes in the third world.

Remember the whole Oprah (a dyke herself) lesbian scandal thing at that school she built? Dyke teachers licking female students. If memory serves, there were two separate incidents.

On that train wreck of a continent, well...

They have so much sex...

They have so many children...

Maybe hetero stuff is starting to bore dem jackasses. ::)
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2012, 05:54:10 AM »
Bum-sex Scandals are the worst scandals! :D

Now that story would never fly in a swedish newspaper.

Only in Uganda!
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2012, 06:45:54 AM »
They are taking care of it:
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2012, 08:12:20 AM »
Quote from: cart@@n on October 05, 2012, 06:45:54 AM
They are taking care of it:


HA HA What a classic, you could never get away with that in a Western Country - the media outcry would be outrageous.  It seems in Africa they have way more freedom of speech.  There are so many classic quotes from that clip. I ROFL when he was holding up a laptop showing a man eating out another mans arse and he says "Tell me, when you have a law against homosexuality, do you say accept eating poopoo." or this one "As Africans, we want Barack Obama to explain to us, is this is what he wants to bring to Africa as a Human Right, to eat the poopoo of our children"
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2012, 08:16:12 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on October 05, 2012, 04:53:34 AM
Chaos and NZMM, care to comment on the finer details of this case?

"Kansanga Miracle Centre Senior Pastor Isaac Kiwewesi, yesterday denied sodomy allegations brought against him by former employee David Arinaitwe, even as Police said they were continuing with investigations into the matter.

“I categorically state that these accusations are unfounded, baseless and absolutely untrue, and I hereby disassociate myself from them,” the pastor said in a statement read for him by a senior member of his church, Mr Mondo Mugisha."



Did anyone notice how epic that sub-heading was on that article? That is serious attention-grabbing and lol-worthy writing.
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2012, 08:16:48 AM »
guess the color
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2012, 08:17:30 AM »
more....



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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2012, 08:21:07 AM »
Dude with glasses looks like Vince G.lol
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2012, 08:34:07 AM »
TBombz saving his welfare checks to buy a plane ticket to Uganda as we speak.....
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2012, 09:03:04 AM »
Isn't Kiwiol working on his business at the pier in NZ that's frequented mostly by Ugandan sailors? Oh lawd...
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2012, 09:32:02 AM »
Religious men like farking boys - just like America.       :-\
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2012, 10:35:14 AM »
Terrorizing ass with monster whopper.... Epic subtitling. Hahahah
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #15 on: October 05, 2012, 10:52:11 AM »
makes a nice change from them performing exorcism on, and hacking to death 'possessed' children. 
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #16 on: October 05, 2012, 01:03:13 PM »
Goodrum  terrorises Vissies buttocks  with a monster whopper 5 times a day
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #17 on: October 05, 2012, 04:00:48 PM »
  Religion   :D
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #18 on: October 05, 2012, 04:39:02 PM »
Quote from: cart@@n on October 05, 2012, 06:45:54 AM
They are taking care of it:

If gays were as powerful as we all think, this guy would be dead by now.
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #19 on: October 05, 2012, 04:54:28 PM »
Quote from: snx on October 05, 2012, 08:16:12 AM
Did anyone notice how epic that sub-heading was on that article? That is serious attention-grabbing and lol-worthy writing.
;D africans have a very unique way of speaking.
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #20 on: October 05, 2012, 05:36:56 PM »
Hahahaha Bum Sex  ;D

Greatest thread ever  ;D
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #21 on: October 05, 2012, 05:41:47 PM »
LOL damn that subtitle is straight out of getbig- totally caught me offguard to see writing like that in a public magazine. Damn funny  ;D
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2012, 05:47:40 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on October 05, 2012, 09:32:02 AM
Religious men like farking boys - just like America.       :-\
said in an Ugandan accent: "Ooohh Noooo, over here we like to eat da poopoo of virile young men!"
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #23 on: October 05, 2012, 05:49:03 PM »
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Re: Ugandan Pastor In Bum Sex Scandal
« Reply #24 on: October 05, 2012, 05:49:49 PM »
The picture of the kid and "Shafted" underneath!!

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