so what would you do in this situation?

[Brixtonbulldog]

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[littledumbells]

  Arm self, open door, step back, wait.

[booty]

Bath salts? 

[HTexan]

Bath salts?  

Some fucked up drug, that used to be in a grey area because it was sold as Balt salt.

Not my house. Call police.

[booty]

Some fucked up drug, that used to be in a grey area because it was sold as Balt salt.

Not my house. Call police.

Thanks I've never heard of it.  I would call police too before somebody gets seriously hurt.

[Butterbean]

First as a getbigger you should berate her for the initial incorrect use of "there."

Then, call the authorities and report the sighting, load (if empty) your persuader with personal defense shells, then phone neighbors and inform.

Also, the car should be washed and detailed.  Who knows what all the back arching was about

[240 is Back]

i keep a separate sprinkler system filled with various bleaches, acids and other cool chemicals for times like these.   it's rough on the grass but it does a lot of skin damage to people or bears that might be there to ruin my night.

[mass243]

Being on "bath salts" does not give anyone any special powers.
Dude is still (most likely malnurished) crackhead no matter what he took.

So,
If I saw him hoovering around the street, I would go out waiting him at my front yard and when we face each other, see which one runs  

[mik1111]

i watched the bas rutten self defense video.
he would be in a world of pain.
(kick to the groin, right straight )

[Irongrip400]

Maybe it was rabies?  Either way, it would've been shoot first ask questions later.

[Schmoff]

just prepare your firearm

[Brixtonbulldog]

not that it would be effective but what do you think the criminal charge would be if i shot a guy like this with a bb gun from my window?  i'm guessing assault w/deadly weapon. 

[Jadeveon Clowney]

First as a getbigger you should berate her for the initial incorrect use of "there."

Then, call the authorities and report the sighting, load (if empty) your persuader with personal defense shells, then phone neighbors and inform.

Also, the car should be washed and detailed.  Who knows what all the back arching was about

 

[Jadeveon Clowney]

simple solution, my getbig heroes.  move to a better neighborhood, pay your taxes.  the latter so that either the dude gets an education and wears clothes or else there are enough cops to take him out so that he doesn't wind up eating the face of 240/mass243/booty/brixtonbulldog.  only person coming by my front door is some lost 140 lb yuppy w IC Berlin glasses.

[Brixtonbulldog]

simple solution, my getbig heroes.  move to a better neighborhood, pay your taxes.  the latter so that either the dude gets an education and wears clothes or else there are enough cops to take him out so that he doesn't wind up eating the face of 240/mass243/booty/brixtonbulldog.  only person coming by my front door is some lost 140 lb yuppy w IC Berlin glasses.

didn't happen in a neighborhood anywhere near mine.. the girl who posted lives in a shit hole i used to work in occasionally.  i don't understand why she (and her husband and 1yr old daughter) don't get out of that nightmare.  i know she grew up there but damn, let go already.

my neighborhood is full of cops and 'well trained' civilians.  even so shit can happen anywhere, especially when hardcore drugs are involved.

[Jadeveon Clowney]

in any case, it was probably just harmless wiggs doing some "trail running" training.  He's big into the caveman thing.

[Brixtonbulldog]

how would he explain the 'foaming at the mouth' thing?  another late night naked rendezvous for wiggey...

[booty]

how would he explain the 'foaming at the mouth' thing?  another late night naked rendezvous for wiggey...

Foaming at the mouth would indicate they have turned into a zombie.   

[sync pulse]

i keep a separate sprinkler system filled with various bleaches, acids and other cool chemicals for times like these.   it's rough on the grass but it does a lot of skin damage to people or bears that might be there to ruin my night.

Couldn't this be considered an "Infernal Device?"

[phreak]

So,
If I saw him hoovering around the street, I would go out waiting him at my front yard and when we face each other, see which one runs  

 

[Roger Bacon]

First as a getbigger you should berate her for the initial incorrect use of "there."

Then, call the authorities and report the sighting, load (if empty) your persuader with personal defense shells, then phone neighbors and inform.

Also, the car should be washed and detailed.  Who knows what all the back arching was about

hahahahahahah!!

Classic getbig!!!

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

That fucking spoon would've had a baseball bat to the head so fast, he wouldn't have time to react.

[Pray_4_War]

If I was in that situation I'd pop a magazine in my M16A2 and wait.  If he busted into my domicile I'd light his ass up. 

I call BS on this story though.

[Brixtonbulldog]

If I was in that situation I'd pop a magazine in my M16A2 and wait.  If he busted into my domicile I'd light his ass up. 

I call BS on this story though.

no, it's 100% legit.  i know the chick and the area well. 

[Montague]

Also, the car should be washed and detailed.  Who knows what all the back arching was about

This deserves post-of-the-month!