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Parker

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Man pleads guilty for driving while having sex fatal accident
« on: October 07, 2012, 04:55:43 PM »
He was having sex while driving and killed his girlfriend and another driver
multitasking, you can only do one thing well at a time...
http://m.jalopnik.com/5949693/man-pleads-guilty-after-sex-while-driving-crash-killed-his-girlfriend-another-driver
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Army of One

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Re: Man pleads guilty for driving while having sex fatal accident
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2012, 05:11:40 PM »
Cold as ice

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There's a "airbags" joke in there somewhere."

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Re: Man pleads guilty for driving while having sex fatal accident
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2012, 05:16:28 PM »
That sucks. I mean they knew what they were getting into, but that poor 35 year old other driver who was taken out by these fucking selfish idiots. I pull over and fuck on the side of the road if I have to get down.
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Army of One

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Re: Man pleads guilty for driving while having sex fatal accident
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2012, 05:17:15 PM »
Quote from: irongrip400 on October 07, 2012, 05:16:28 PM
I pull over and fuck on the side of the road if I have to get down.

Doesnt your boyfriend get angry when you grab the wheel?
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Re: Man pleads guilty for driving while having sex fatal accident
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2012, 05:19:08 PM »
women are stupid theres been a few times i was fucking while driving down i-40 but then i pulled over
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Re: Man pleads guilty for driving while having sex fatal accident
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2012, 05:19:18 PM »
Having sex in public is a sign of judgement day. Just ask our resident jihadist, he knows.
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Parker

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Re: Man pleads guilty for driving while having sex fatal accident
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2012, 05:20:39 PM »
Quote from: irongrip400 on October 07, 2012, 05:16:28 PM
That sucks. I mean they knew what they were getting into, but that poor 35 year old other driver who was taken out by these fucking selfish idiots. I pull over and fuck on the side of the road if I have to get down.
They saw Woody and Rosie's scene in White Men Can't Jump and tried to replicate it...
Thing is, movies and real life are different.
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Re: Man pleads guilty for driving while having sex fatal accident
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2012, 05:29:34 PM »
Quote from: Parker on October 07, 2012, 05:20:39 PM
They saw Woody and Rosie's scene in White Men Can't Jump and tried to replicate it...
Thing is, movies and real life are different.

Great movie! Love the part where she tells him never to gamble again, 5 min later Sydney says he wants to play and he goes " I got five grand  :D"
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Irongrip400

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Re: Man pleads guilty for driving while having sex fatal accident
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2012, 05:35:53 PM »
Quote from: Army of One on October 07, 2012, 05:17:15 PM
Doesnt your boyfriend get angry when you grab the wheel?

I ain't no bottom, I hold the wheel! ;D
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Re: Man pleads guilty for driving while having sex fatal accident
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2012, 04:45:53 AM »
Quote from: irongrip400 on October 07, 2012, 05:35:53 PM
I ain't no bottom, I hold the wheel! ;D

Hahaha
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Re: Man pleads guilty for driving while having sex fatal accident
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2012, 05:50:43 AM »
Quote from: Parker on October 07, 2012, 05:20:39 PM
They saw Woody and Rosie's scene in White Men Can't Jump and tried to replicate it...
Thing is, movies and real life are different.

There's a "safe sex" joke in there somewhere.
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Re: Man pleads guilty for driving while having sex fatal accident
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2012, 06:03:15 AM »
talk about dying for sex  :-\
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