Arnold talks about being come on to by a schmoe in his book

[BigCyp]

I was washing my car when I was 17 years old and some old creepy dude asked me if he could "wax my mufffler".   I ran down the street, jumped over a 9 foot fence and ran for 3 miles.

Hahaha

[pedro01]

when i was 15 and walking shirtless on the streets (to get a tan) a schmoe stalked me with his car for 6 fuckin blocks. I still remember perfectly to this day my first schmo'ed experience like it happebed just yesterday.

I was just looking to ask for directions. Jeez.

[pedro01]

Add me to the list.  I laughed as well.  

me too- pretty damn funny "wax my muffler"... I just has a second lol typing it in again!

A 2 loler. Rare.

[NelsonMuntz]

I like Arnold, but damn when he rehashes his "truths" in his life it reminds me of when a typical board member talks about his bank account, job, possessions, steroid use, natural status, physical stats, gym strength, sex life and having real life friends.

[the trainer]

When I was 17 years old my blond sexy 25 year old high school teacher saw me without a shirt in the gym and ask me to come to her house and give her a naked massage, I was so disgusted I reported her to the principal and got her fired.

[Wiggs]

When I was 17 years old my blond sexy 25 year old high school teacher saw me without a shirt in the gym and ask me to come to her house and give her a naked massage, I was so disgusted I reported her to the principal and got her fired.

please tell me youre joking

[Stark]

Says when he was 19 he went to work at a gym and the owner let him stay at his place on the sofa,  one night the fat Balding gym owner comes in,  sits next to him,  rubs his feet against Arnold and asks him to go to bed with him, Arnold says he ran out of the door in a panic. Said there are lots of gays involved in bbing looking to hook up....

really really old stuff

[POB]

When I was 17 years old my blond sexy 25 year old high school teacher saw me without a shirt in the gym and ask me to come to her house and give her a naked massage, I was so disgusted I reported her to the principal and got her fired.

 

[Army of One]

Satire of recent male teens "molestation" by hot women teachers

[JoeBelushi88]

I remember when i was a 16 and had a job as a paperboy, I use to deliver papers in the wee hours of the morning and there was this old man that use to walk his dog, he use to say, 'hi' to me and being a respectful kid i say 'hi' back. The more he talked to me though, the more uneasy I got since he always commented on how 'fit' I was for a lad. Than one day, he asked me to go to the beach with him and swim together naked. I promptly, quit my job as a paper after that. True story, bros.

[Irongrip400]

I like Arnold, but damn when he rehashes his "truths" in his life it reminds me of when a typical board member talks about his bank account, job, possessions, steroid use, natural status, physical stats, gym strength, sex life and having real life friends.

Lol

[HTexan]

i went because she asked me to, and being that i was quite pussy whipped by her at that time, i agreed

she said "jump" and i said "how high?"

so youre saying she pegged the shit out of you?

[POB]

I remember when i was a 16 and had a job as a paperboy, I use to deliver papers in the wee hours of the morning and there was this old man that use to walk his dog, he use to say, 'hi' to me and being a respectful kid i say 'hi' back. The more he talked to me though, the more uneasy I got since he always commented on how 'fit' I was for a lad. Than one day, he asked me to go to the beach with him and swim together naked. I promptly, quit my job as a paper after that. True story, bros.

Lol, only cause I don't believe it

[mr.turbo]

Arnold was cummed on by a schmoe?  wow nasty rumor confirmed

[dj181]

so youre saying she pegged the shit out of you?

nah, i contolled her in the bedroom

[dr.chimps]

Anyone got the book yet? Look in the index and see how many times Mildred is mentioned. Thanks much. 

[HTexan]

nah, i contolled her in the bedroom

so a power bottom I see.

[Jadeveon Clowney]

what was it that turned off arnold

fatness or baldingness

baldingness - people are more accepting of fatness, chalo.

[Natural Man]

I like Arnold, but damn when he rehashes his "truths" in his life it reminds me of when a typical board member talks about his bank account, job, possessions, steroid use, natural status, physical stats, gym strength, sex life and having real life friends.

post of the day.

Brutal attempt by arnold to pretend he never sucked old men cocks to start his "career" and pay for food and steroids at a time when he had no other qualification to earn a living. I love the myth he built of "i studied hard and worked as a construction worker", "was a millionaire before making it big in movies" haha. Master bullshiter reinventing his past every day to fit his ego. But the ugly mexican maid fuck up he was forced to expose is just the tip of the iceberg.

[MikMaq]

The book sucks hope this helps. There's so much lieing in it, you might as well assume that it was written by someone else.


He says he never touched roids until 67 and it helps put on only 10 pounds.

[XBB007]

The book sucks hope this helps. There's so much lieing in it, you might as well assume that it was written by someone else

My thoughts exactly.  On top of his arrogance in every sentence, it's obvious he is a habitual lier.

[GoneAway]

The book is simply a promotional tool. It was made for the everyday Joe; who will believe the stories written simply because they don't know any better.