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tommywishbone

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True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« on: October 13, 2012, 11:10:02 AM »
Always chasing the illusive 2-to-1 (grams of protein-to-body weight) goal, alas our man went too far.


Worker cooked to death at California tuna plant

Associated Press – 16 hrs ago...   Authorities say a 62-year-old employee was cooked to death at a Southern California seafood plant for tuna maker Bumble Bee Foods.

Jose Melena was found shortly before 7 a.m. Thursday at the plant in Santa Fe Springs.

Erika Monterroza is a spokeswoman for the California Division of Occupational Safety and Health. She says it's unclear how the man ended up inside a cooking device called a "steamer machine."

The state agency has launched an investigation.

Bumble Bee Foods spokesman Pat Menke expressed condolences to Melena's family in a written statement. Menke says operations at the canning facility will be suspended until Monday.
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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2012, 11:15:44 AM »
That's gonna put a damper on their new Salsa Fiesta line.
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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2012, 11:16:50 AM »
we have alll risked our lives for the correct macro nutrient ratios
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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2012, 04:48:37 PM »
can we eat the body?
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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2012, 05:12:54 PM »
What a painful death..poor guy. 
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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2012, 05:27:01 PM »
lol
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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2012, 05:28:56 PM »
Proteins protein. Can him up and sell it at a discount. Rather eat a chick though
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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2012, 09:38:47 PM »
I dunno man...something sounds awful fishy bout his death....
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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2012, 10:04:20 PM »
 ;D
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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2012, 10:11:19 PM »
Tuna, Dolphin, Human
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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2012, 10:28:06 PM »
Survived by his brother Marlin, Son fish and wife Sushi.....

Too soon?
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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2012, 10:33:42 PM »
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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2012, 10:42:25 PM »
Quote from: Slik on October 13, 2012, 09:38:47 PM
I dunno man...something sounds awful fishy bout his death....

 ;D ;D hahaha   Excellent.
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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2012, 10:48:11 PM »
That's not the way to get a HEAD in life............. Wait........... How do we do this one?


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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2012, 11:59:15 PM »
is there still a possibility i can meat this man? ha ha
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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2012, 12:15:05 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on October 13, 2012, 11:59:15 PM
is there still a possibility i can meat this man? ha ha

That's what I'm talking about!!!!!  ;D


He must have really been steamed!
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tommywishbone

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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2012, 12:16:15 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on October 13, 2012, 11:59:15 PM
is there still a possibility i can meat this man? ha ha

Hey Tito! Can it!
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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2012, 01:09:00 AM »
Poor Jose, he sleeps with the fishes.

(It's Dolphin safe, not Mexican safe).
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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2012, 01:11:01 AM »
Finding Melemo
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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2012, 06:46:21 AM »
in terms of compensation for his family let's pray the scales of justice prevail
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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2012, 03:36:13 PM »
Quote from: Slik on October 13, 2012, 09:38:47 PM
I dunno man...something sounds awful fishy bout his death....

Someone pushed him in for sure, sounds like a classic Mexican nutjob.

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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2012, 03:39:01 PM »
  Yeah he did
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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2012, 05:14:18 PM »
Quote from: syntaxmachine on October 14, 2012, 03:32:32 PM
As long as the spicy mexican chili slop that is this guy's remains is plopped down on his family's side of the scale, justice ought to balance in their favor.
how much do u think they'll net?
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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2012, 05:20:28 PM »
Quote from: Slik on October 14, 2012, 05:14:18 PM
how much do u think they'll net?

Oh, about a 'fin I guess.......

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Re: True Bodybuilder. He died for us bitches.
« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2012, 05:25:04 PM »
it was decent of the company to close the plant a whole two days for investigation.......
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