Author Topic: Candy Crowley is a vegetarian. How the fuck is she so fat? (Read 9774 times)

Fury · « **on:** October 16, 2012, 06:08:45 PM »

Any ideas?

Straw Man · « **Reply #1 on:** October 16, 2012, 06:24:05 PM »

Quote from: Fury on October 16, 2012, 06:08:45 PM

Any ideas?

I've got one

you're an idiot

have you really never seen a fat vegetarian before?

Princess L · « **Reply #2 on:** October 16, 2012, 06:25:42 PM »

Too many Twinkies

Fury · « **Reply #3 on:** October 16, 2012, 06:25:48 PM »

Quote from: Straw Man on October 16, 2012, 06:24:05 PM

I've got one

you're an idiot

have you really never seen a fat vegetarian before?

Nope. The whole point of being a vegetarian is for the improved health benefits (along with some misguided notion that humans aren't meant to eat meat and it's morally wrong to).

At least you used the correct "you're" this time. Props, moron.

Your emotional response indicates that you must be fat. You did always strike me as one of those douche schmoes you see at the bb expos.

Straw Man · « **Reply #4 on:** October 16, 2012, 06:34:36 PM »

Quote from: Fury on October 16, 2012, 06:25:48 PM

Nope. The whole point of being a vegetarian is for the improved health benefits (along with some misguided notion that humans aren't meant to eat meat and it's morally wrong to).

At least you used the correct "you're" this time. Props, moron.

Your emotional response indicates that you must be fat. You did always strike me as one of those douche schmoes you see at the bb expos.

LOL - I always get a laugh whenver you wax philosophic or try to explain the how the world works

people abstain from animal products for a variety of reasons and even those that do it for so called "health" reasons can still easily consume more calories than they burn, especially if they are sedentary

I just find it odd that you didn't have a clue about that but now that I read your even longer explanation I realize that you're even more clueless than I had orginally thought

I notice you rarely post on the training or nutrition board. By your logic you must never lift or pay any attention to your diet

Fury · « **Reply #5 on:** October 16, 2012, 06:35:52 PM »

Quote from: Straw Man on October 16, 2012, 06:34:36 PM

LOL - I always get a laugh whenver you wax philosophic or try to explain the how the world works

people abstain from animal products for a variety of reasons and even those that do it for so called "health" reasons can still easily consume more calories than they burn, especially if they are sedentary

I just find it odd that you didn't have a clue about that but now that I read your even longer explanation I realize that you're even more clueless than I had orginally thought

I notice you rarely post on the training or nutrition board. By your logic you must never lift or pay any attention to your diet

Nice meltdown by a fat fuck schmoe.

I'm guessing you like meeting behind the ice machine at the Mirage.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #6 on:** October 16, 2012, 06:53:51 PM »

She drinks too much vagina juice.

doison · « **Reply #7 on:** October 16, 2012, 07:11:27 PM »

Quote from: Fury on October 16, 2012, 06:08:45 PM

Any ideas?

Ranch dressing

MCWAY · « **Reply #8 on:** October 16, 2012, 07:28:05 PM »

Quote from: Fury on October 16, 2012, 06:08:45 PM

Any ideas?

A vegetarian simply doesn't eat meat. That doesn't mean you can't have a crappy diet, just because there's no animal flesh involved.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #9 on:** October 16, 2012, 09:26:19 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on October 16, 2012, 06:53:51 PM

She drinks too much vagina juice.

hahahahah!

tu_holmes · « **Reply #10 on:** October 16, 2012, 09:29:13 PM »

I have seen other fat vegetarians... I chalk it up to too much processed cheese.

Vegetarian and Vegan are two different things... Let's not forget that.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #11 on:** October 16, 2012, 09:48:18 PM »

I imagine their lack of protein means they have little muscle mass which equals a very slow metabolism. They eat all kinds of almonds and shit which actually add up faster than they realize.

MCWAY · « **Reply #12 on:** October 16, 2012, 11:30:58 PM »

Quote from: P.I.P on October 16, 2012, 09:48:18 PM

I imagine their lack of protein means they have little muscle mass which equals a very slow metabolism. They eat all kinds of almonds and shit which actually add up faster than they realize.

More like processed foods, simple sugars, fats, and a sedentary lifestyle.

Plus, you also have to ask WHEN they became vegetarians. Growing up as a kid, I saw plenty of ladies at my church, preaching and becoming vegetarians.....after 20+ years of eating hog maws, chitlins and every part of the pig but the squeal. Once they ended up with every type of "-itis" known to man and were well over three bills, they became vegetarians.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #13 on:** October 16, 2012, 11:33:24 PM »

Quote from: MCWAY on October 16, 2012, 11:30:58 PM

More like processed foods, simple sugars, fats, and a sedentary lifestyle.

Plus, you also have to ask WHEN they became vegetarians. Growing up as a kid, I saw plenty of ladies at my church, preaching and becoming vegetarians.....after 20+ years of eating hog maws, chitlins and every part of the pig but the squeal. Once they ended up with every type of "-itis" known to man and were well over three bills, they became vegetarians.

lol

I'm googling hog maws.

tu_holmes · « **Reply #14 on:** October 16, 2012, 11:37:14 PM »

Quote from: P.I.P on October 16, 2012, 11:33:24 PM

lol

I'm googling hog maws.

It's hog jowls... The vernacular sounds like "hog jaws", but it's really "jowls".

He has no idea what he is talking about.

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #15 on:** October 16, 2012, 11:45:32 PM »

Quote from: tu_holmes on October 16, 2012, 11:37:14 PM

It's hog jowls... The vernacular sounds like "hog jaws", but it's really "jowls".

He has no idea what he is talking about.

No, wikipedia has an entry for hog maws.

Quote

Hog maw is the stomach of a pig. More specifically, it is the lining of the stomach, it is very muscular and contains no fat, if cleaned properly. It can be found in soul food, Chinese, Pennsylvania Dutch, Mexican, Portuguese and Italian dishes. In addition, it can be prepared in various ways including stewed, fried, baked, and broiled.

MCWAY · « **Reply #16 on:** October 16, 2012, 11:45:36 PM »

Quote from: tu_holmes on October 16, 2012, 11:37:14 PM

It's hog jowls... The vernacular sounds like "hog jaws", but it's really "jowls".

He has no idea what he is talking about.

Hog maws are basically pig stomachs. I'm from the South. I have relatives who are as country as you can get. They'll eat any part of the pig, as the saying goes, "from the rootie to the tootie!"

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #17 on:** October 16, 2012, 11:52:01 PM »

Quote from: MCWAY on October 16, 2012, 11:45:36 PM

Hog maws are basically pig stomachs. I'm from the South. I have relatives who are as country as you can get. They'll eat any part of the pig, as the saying goes, "from the rootie to the tootie!"

Waste not, want not

tu_holmes · « **Reply #18 on:** October 16, 2012, 11:53:01 PM »

Quote from: MCWAY on October 16, 2012, 11:45:36 PM

Hog maws are basically pig stomachs. I'm from the South. I have relatives who are as country as you can get. They'll eat any part of the pig, as the saying goes, "from the rootie to the tootie!"

Well that sure does answer a lot.

doison · « **Reply #19 on:** October 17, 2012, 04:50:43 PM »

It's fucking ranch dressing. Haven't any of you watched a fat vegetarian eat? Ranch Dressing

OzmO · « **Reply #20 on:** October 17, 2012, 05:08:29 PM »

Many times when people's witch to being a vegetarian they often over compensate with increased carb and fried foods intake. If you don't exercise, don't watch your portion size, and eat too many empty calories aka white shit you get fat. No meat required, just add ranch dressing.

Not a very difficult question

Fury · « **Reply #21 on:** October 17, 2012, 05:09:31 PM »

Quote from: OzmO on October 17, 2012, 05:08:29 PM

Many times when people's witch to being a vegetarian they often over compensate with increased carb and fried foods intake. If you don't exercise, don't watch your portion size, and eat too many empty calories aka white shit you get fat. No meat required, just add ranch dressing.

Not a very difficult question

Wasn't a serious question. I just wanted to make fun of this gluttonous cow.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #22 on:** October 17, 2012, 06:03:22 PM »

Quote from: Fury on October 17, 2012, 05:09:31 PM

Wasn't a serious question. I just wanted to make fun of this gluttonous cow.

Bro - you called it before anyone in the other thread as to her conduct

Fury · « **Reply #23 on:** October 17, 2012, 06:04:16 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on October 17, 2012, 06:03:22 PM

Bro - you called it before anyone in the other thread as to her conduct

I came across her bullshit about a year ago and knew we'd get the same exact performance out of her.

Did you know she let Obama have the last word 8 of 11 times? Yeah, seems fair and balanced.

Edit: Nevermind. I see you posted about it in the debate thread.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #24 on:** October 17, 2012, 06:05:36 PM »

Quote from: Fury on October 17, 2012, 06:04:16 PM

I came across her bullshit about a year ago and knew we'd get the same exact performance out of her.

Did you know she let Obama have the last word 8 of 11 times? Yeah, seems fair and balanced.

What she did on lybia and fast and furious was absurb.

But 24 hours later - Mittens debate performance looks all the better in context