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That awkward moment when...
« on: October 18, 2012, 11:26:53 PM »

When someone answers a flyer ad (for training you sick bastards) - comes in for a consult only to find out it's an ex-girlfriend from 20 years ago..... happened yesterday :-\

Yes, she signed a 12mo commitment to train.
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Re: That awkward moment..
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2012, 11:30:41 PM »
oh she wants some of that "Special Coach Attention"...
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Re: That awkward moment..
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2012, 11:34:06 PM »
Ugly skank probably gets no attention from normal people.
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Re: That awkward moment..
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2012, 11:35:52 PM »
There are no accidents.  Better have that "It really was for the best" speech locked & loaded.
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Re: That awkward moment..
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2012, 11:36:06 PM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on October 18, 2012, 11:34:06 PM
Ugly skank probably gets no attention from normal people.

Strangely enough it was your mom! Son??
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Re: That awkward moment..
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2012, 11:37:41 PM »
Quote from: The Coach on October 18, 2012, 11:36:06 PM
Strangely enough it was your mom! Son??

Sorry bud, I'm normal height.... no midget genes.
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Re: That awkward moment..
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2012, 01:05:47 AM »
Was it more awkward than this?


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Re: That awkward moment..
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2012, 02:17:00 AM »
coach will be working on his 12 marriage before the years end
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Re: That awkward moment..
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2012, 02:32:34 AM »
....now if I can just introduce you to the "high intensity cardio room" known as my office....
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Re: That awkward moment..
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2012, 03:54:05 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on October 19, 2012, 02:17:00 AM
coach will be working on his 12 marriage before the years end

Yes any sensible husband will find a way to avoid training the bitch. Come on, not like your a multi national training enterprise coach, you're not gonna get sued for it over your garage gym membership refusal.

Within 3 months you'll be grabbing the ex's ass.
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Re: That awkward moment..
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2012, 04:15:46 AM »
Coach.. can you get me her panty ?
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Re: That awkward moment..
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2012, 05:04:32 AM »
Were the years unkind?  Did she get flabby?  It always warms my heart to see an ex looking terrible.
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Re: That awkward moment..
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2012, 05:48:12 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on October 19, 2012, 05:04:32 AM
Were the years unkind?  Did she get flabby?  It always warms my heart to see an ex looking terrible.

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Re: That awkward moment..
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2012, 07:27:39 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on October 19, 2012, 03:54:05 AM
Yes any sensible husband will find a way to avoid training the bitch. Come on, not like your a multi national training enterprise coach, you're not gonna get sued for it over your garage gym membership refusal.

Within 3 months you'll be grabbing the ex's ass.

She will be with another trainer,.not me. There's nothing there..trust me!
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Re: That awkward moment..
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2012, 07:29:30 AM »
Quote from: The Coach on October 19, 2012, 07:27:39 AM
She will be with another trainer,.not me. There's nothing there..trust me!

When will it ever work for you? ::) ::)
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Re: That awkward moment..
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2012, 08:37:28 AM »
Quote from: Snorlax on October 19, 2012, 07:29:30 AM
When will it ever work for you? ::) ::)

Works great now....thanks
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Re: That awkward moment..
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2012, 09:09:36 AM »
Doesn't you wife also work there coach???

Time to get a Jacuzzi installed in your gym and let the Good Times Roll
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Re: That awkward moment..
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2012, 09:16:09 AM »
Quote from: Nails on October 19, 2012, 09:09:36 AM
Doesn't you wife also work there coach???

Time to get a Jacuzzi installed in your gym and let the Good Times Roll

on that oil stained garage floor...someone would slip  ::) ::) ::)
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