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anabolichalo
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« on: October 21, 2012, 01:39:10 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2012, 01:50:51 PM »

it's the finasteride you been taking

soon your balls will shrink and your cock will curve
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« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2012, 01:54:59 PM »

It takes me a lot longer that's for sure.
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« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2012, 03:30:18 PM »

Only at the theater or Walmart
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« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2012, 04:33:54 PM »

Yes. You're more aware of yourself and your thoughts.
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« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2012, 04:44:58 PM »

It's not possible for me. If I have no porn at hand I just replay my favorite pornos in my head.
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« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2012, 04:50:52 PM »

can't remember, been a LONG time since I tried.
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« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2012, 04:58:56 PM »

It's like tortilla chips without salsa. . .
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« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2012, 05:03:45 PM »

I go old school. Jack off to marble statues
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« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2012, 05:44:36 PM »

it can be alot more sensual
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« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2012, 07:30:16 PM »

It depends on how quick I can get to a washroom after seeing a broad in Lulu Lemons. Undecided
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« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2012, 07:32:49 PM »

turns it into work, having to focus and all that.
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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2012, 07:42:55 PM »

Reminds you just how small the seats on an airplane can be.....
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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2012, 08:32:52 PM »

Jacking off manually is, and will always be the best way to masturbate...
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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2012, 08:35:45 PM »

every now and then.   but would seem difficult.
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« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2012, 07:44:35 AM »

Without porn you need to think about some hottie you just saw, you get into a groove, stroking away, then out of the blue the thought of an ex jumps in your head and you start to go a little soft and work hard harder, now your forearms are burning, you try to think of the hottie again but it's too late.

Porn is king.
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« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2012, 07:53:31 AM »

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« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2012, 08:07:44 AM »

You may find this hard to believe, and maybe even difficult to accept, but according to this passage, Jesus (by becoming fully human) experienced for Himself the very temptations that you are currently experiencing ... including the surge of your hormones within! The reason why He did this was for our sake. Through this selfless act, He became relate-able ... He knows exactly what you're going through. Later in Hebrews we find that "we do not have a High Priest who cannot sympathize with our weaknesses, but was in all points tempted as we are, yet without sin" (Hebrews 4:15-16 ). Jesus faced down every temptation ... He never sinned!

Now, let me ask you a question ... although there's no way of proving this, in your heart of hearts, do you think that Jesus masturbated? Deep down, we all know that there's no way! Why is that? From Jesus' own lips, "Most assuredly, I say to you, the Son can do nothing of Himself, but what He sees the Father do; for whatever He does, the Son also does in like manner" (John 5:19 NKJV). According to this passage, Jesus did what He saw His Father do. Therefore, in order for Jesus to have masturbated, He must have first witnessed His Father masturbate! So, did Jesus see God the Father masturbate? Do you see how this whole subject is blasphemous? God the Father does not masturbate and Jesus never did either and neither should you.
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« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2012, 08:33:29 AM »

Jesus once told me, "hrspwr it is better for you to crack one off in an old sock than to go out and catch a disease just because you have a raging boner".
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« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2012, 08:46:22 AM »

exodus 7:4-5

It is better to cracketh one offeth than to rapeth
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« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2012, 08:46:42 AM »

You may find this hard to believe, and maybe even difficult to accept, but according to this passage, Jesus (by becoming fully human) experienced for Himself the very temptations that you are currently experiencing ... including the surge of your hormones within! The reason why He did this was for our sake. Through this selfless act, He became relate-able ... He knows exactly what you're going through. Later in Hebrews we find that "we do not have a High Priest who cannot sympathize with our weaknesses, but was in all points tempted as we are, yet without sin" (Hebrews 4:15-16 ). Jesus faced down every temptation ... He never sinned!

Now, let me ask you a question ... although there's no way of proving this, in your heart of hearts, do you think that Jesus masturbated? Deep down, we all know that there's no way! Why is that? From Jesus' own lips, "Most assuredly, I say to you, the Son can do nothing of Himself, but what He sees the Father do; for whatever He does, the Son also does in like manner" (John 5:19 NKJV). According to this passage, Jesus did what He saw His Father do. Therefore, in order for Jesus to have masturbated, He must have first witnessed His Father masturbate! So, did Jesus see God the Father masturbate? Do you see how this whole subject is blasphemous? God the Father does not masturbate and Jesus never did either and neither should you.



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« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2012, 08:48:38 AM »

How do you mount your monitor so it is near the hole in your mattress?? Or do you use the sofa?
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« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2012, 08:50:08 AM »


Must be Photoshop no way!
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« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2012, 08:52:04 AM »

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« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2012, 08:53:45 AM »

would of hit until I saw the friggin dagger like claw coming out of her left flipper, I lied, I would still fuk her she has a cute face.
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