Boca BEATDOWN

[Benny B]

Oct 23, 2012



Well, now Mitt Romney really has his hands full—because he just got his ass handed to him. I know one thing—Mitt Romney must be getting nostalgic for the days when his debate opponents were dim-bulbs like Herman Cain, Rick Perry, and Michele Bachmann.

All night long, Mitt didn’t really show how his foreign policy would substantively differ from President Obama’s. Here’s one important area of difference—even if Mitt were doing the exact same thing, he would totally screw it up. Finding his lack of ideas exposed, Mitt Romney thought he would try to get away with using Obama’s ideas. This time the shape-shifter tried to assume the shape of his opponent. If this were a science fiction movie about some shape-shifting alien, at least it would have some good plot twists. Why did Mitt’s foreign policy look so much like Obama’s? It’s because his research showed people liked Obama’s foreign policy. So Mitt simply adopted that policy like the chameleon that he is. Mitt’s motto is: “If you can’t beat them, become them.”

President Obama said that Mitt Romney’s policies were “All over the map.” And despite that, Mitt doesn’t seem to know the map too well. At one point, Mitt said that Syria is Iran’s “route to the sea.” Iran and Syria do not touch at any point... and Iran already has a very long coastline. Mitt’s foreign policy advisors need to take him aside and explain to him—“Governor Romney, those blue parts on the map... that represents water.” The Washington Post said they couldn’t even give the statement a Pinocchio rating “unless we create a category for weird language.” I think I’ve stumbled onto Mitt’s secret—people can’t prove you’re lying if they can’t understand what you’re saying.

Last night’s big Twitter obsession was Obama’s line about “horses and bayonets.” Horses and Bayonets! That sounds like one of those New Romantic British bands from the 1980’s. I think I once saw them open up for Adam and the Ants. When Mitt said we have fewer ships than in 1917, Obama said “Well governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets.” You see, Mitt—military technology moves forward... unlike your grasp of military affairs. It’s not 1917, Mitt! I know that tonight you wanted to reassure people that you would not lead us into a war, but it seems that the war you were talking about was World War I.  


Obama Final Debate Hammer - Lights Out For Mitt Romney!  

[Benny B]

President Obama criticized Mitt Romney's take on the size of the United States Navy in relationship to military spending.

[whork]

Romney is a weak pathetic tool.

Imagine Romney in a meeting with Putin. The man will shit his pants

[AbrahamG]

Romney is a weak pathetic tool.

Imagine Romney in a meeting with Putin. The man will shit his pants

I can envision Putin going ass to mouth on poor Willard.

[whork]

I can envision Putin going ass to mouth on poor Willard.

For sure with our resident neocon closet homos lickin the left over man juice

[dario73]

For sure with our resident neocon closet homos lickin the left over man juice

There is no need for them to do that since Obama did the exact same thing in his last meeting with Putin.

[240 is Back]

There is no need for them to do that since Obama did the exact same thing in his last meeting with Putin.

romney will do fine as president.  he's surrounded himself with enough badasses from the bush regime that are itching for war.

My concern is that yes, we will be in a war with Iran by fall of 2013.  No doubt about it.  Just like Bush.  Somebody will do something, it'll be the trigger the neocons around him are wanting, and we'll have Iraq II.

Only this time, many conservatives are saying "We can't afford an elective war!"   back in 2003, everyone's dick was hard for war.  This time?  Not so much.

Obama was clueless when he started, and much more confident now, but the team around him, and the team around romney, keep america safe from either man delivering too many fck-ups.    Now I don't think the economic conditions will exist for romney's predictions to come true.   heck, he's given us a dozen gaffes that should end any campaign - but people overlook them because the hate for obama is so greeat.

So yeah, I still think obama will find a way to eke out a close election.  But if Romney does take it, not that much will change.  More confidence and gung-ho from the FOX radio small business guy.  A whole lot of "what did romney REALLY change", and of course, an end to the tea party.   Love it or hate it, Romney is Bush, Romney is not the tea party.  A lot of their 2010 winners will lose this time, Dems keep senate, and normalcy returns to the GOP now.   Tea party is a footnote.  Notice none of those big rallies we saw in 2010.   Tea Party is over, even if you dont realize it yet.

[whork]

romney will do fine as president.  he's surrounded himself with enough badasses from the bush regime that are itching for war.

My concern is that yes, we will be in a war with Iran by fall of 2013.  No doubt about it.  Just like Bush.  Somebody will do something, it'll be the trigger the neocons around him are wanting, and we'll have Iraq II.

Only this time, many conservatives are saying "We can't afford an elective war!"   back in 2003, everyone's dick was hard for war.  This time?  Not so much.

Obama was clueless when he started, and much more confident now, but the team around him, and the team around romney, keep america safe from either man delivering too many fck-ups.    Now I don't think the economic conditions will exist for romney's predictions to come true.   heck, he's given us a dozen gaffes that should end any campaign - but people overlook them because the hate for obama is so greeat.

So yeah, I still think obama will find a way to eke out a close election.  But if Romney does take it, not that much will change.  More confidence and gung-ho from the FOX radio small business guy.  A whole lot of "what did romney REALLY change", and of course, an end to the tea party.   Love it or hate it, Romney is Bush, Romney is not the tea party.  A lot of their 2010 winners will lose this time, Dems keep senate, and normalcy returns to the GOP now.   Tea party is a footnote.  Notice none of those big rallies we saw in 2010.   Tea Party is over, even if you dont realize it yet.

Good post