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« on: October 24, 2012, 05:40:09 PM »

I'm at the massage parlor getting rejuvenated by the me-so-horny mistress, the fella next door separated by just a curtain complaining about why he's not getting a hand job too. So to piss him off more, I started moaning and groaning louder. Moral of the story, if another fella next door on the other side of the curtain is handling business better than you just mind your own business.

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« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2012, 06:04:13 PM »

Well I PAID for the handjob and she isn't giving me one and then you start moaning and shit and I got a bit upset!
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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2012, 06:06:21 PM »

Are either one of you John Travolta?
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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2012, 06:17:38 PM »

Nothing quite like a sloppy hj from a big-titted asian whore.
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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2012, 06:22:51 PM »

Nothing quite like a sloppy hj from a big-titted asian whore.
That was just the nurse squinting as she was tightening your restraints since you tried feeling her up.
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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2012, 07:03:12 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2012, 08:49:40 AM »

Are either one of you John Travolta?

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« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2012, 08:54:18 AM »

So many of those places in Toledo. Back in the early 90's it was just $50 for a HJ AND it was right next to a strip club! Man I miss Toledo
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« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2012, 09:04:02 AM »

I'm at the massage parlor getting rejuvenated by the me-so-horny mistress, the fella next door separated by just a curtain complaining about why he's not getting a hand job too. So to piss him off more, I started moaning and groaning louder. Moral of the story, if another fella next door on the other side of the curtain is handling business better than you just mind your own business.

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You're only separated by a curtain? Not a separate room? Isn't that a little close for comfort?
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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2012, 09:08:52 AM »

Are either one of you John Travolta?

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« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2012, 09:32:27 AM »

You're only separated by a curtain? Not a separate room? Isn't that a little close for comfort?

That is WAY too close.
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« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2012, 10:18:40 AM »

That is WAY too close.

In'd (the opposite of "outed")
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« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2012, 10:20:57 AM »

he's waiting for your hand

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« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2012, 10:45:59 AM »

If you are married (or in a serious relationship), is a massage with happy ending (not performed by your wife...) cheating?
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« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2012, 10:55:56 AM »

And what if your wife get fingered by some masseur? Is she cheating on you? Cheesy
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« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2012, 11:00:00 AM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-UQ7a7d5W0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-UQ7a7d5W0</a>
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« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2012, 01:13:42 PM »

No place has Vegas beat when it comes to massage parlors. These places are more frequent than corner stores.
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« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2012, 01:45:58 PM »

me and a friend went to San Francisco for Beer Feast a few years back and we hit up a massage parlor , paid something like $40 a 30min massage, Big Asian tit whore comes in , touches my back with her finger tips and is like

Whachuu wannn?  - Hoe

I was like i dont know a Blowjob?  - Me

CHew Hundred Dolla  - Hoe

CHew? Chew too Mush , hows bouts $50 - Me

Fiffy chew low, Waaong Hundread , Jacky you off? - Hoe

WONG HUNDRED? Bitch you crazy i can jack myself off for nothing!! , Lets cut the fucking chase, show me your tits , touch my balls , and ill ge the fuck out of here contempt with throwing way $40 - ME




So i go outside and my roomate wasnt there, so im like this fucker (he is actually a regular at massage parlors) is getting the works, so 40min later he walks out, and im like so whatcha get? he was like "nothing just a fucking hand job, Fuck mothers day is next weekend i could of used those $100 to buy my mom some shoes" (take it, his wife also came with us on the trip, she was at her cousins house while we went out for an hour or 2)


Moral of the story , stay away from the asian hoes in SF
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« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2012, 04:30:49 PM »

^lol, you just gave tbomz a new idea for a business venture
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« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2012, 04:52:57 PM »

If you are married (or in a serious relationship), is a massage with happy ending (not performed by your wife...) cheating?

My wife bought me a massage at the Asian massage right down the street for my birthday last year. I told her they give happy endings and she thought I was kidding. When I got home I let her know I got the happy ending, she still called bullshit. 3 months later they were on the news for getting busted for prostitution. She got pissed at me becaused she realized I was telling the truth. I told her it wasn't cheating because it was a gift from her. My birthday is coming up in December, I doubt I will get another one.
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« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2012, 06:31:01 PM »

My wife bought me a massage at the Asian massage right down the street for my birthday last year. I told her they give happy endings and she thought I was kidding. When I got home I let her know I got the happy ending, she still called bullshit. 3 months later they were on the news for getting busted for prostitution. She got pissed at me becaused she realized I was telling the truth. I told her it wasn't cheating because it was a gift from her. My birthday is coming up in December, I doubt I will get another one.

Lol, I come to this site for these kinds of posts!
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« Reply #21 on: October 25, 2012, 06:40:55 PM »

Lol, I come to this site for these kinds of posts!

Just so you know I wasn't bullshitting it was the Swan Day Spa.

http://www.wishtv.com/dpp/news/crime/officers-raid-13-indy-massage-parlors

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« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2012, 08:36:45 AM »

me and a friend went to San Francisco for Beer Feast a few years back and we hit up a massage parlor , paid something like $40 a 30min massage, Big Asian tit whore comes in , touches my back with her finger tips and is like

Whachuu wannn?  - Hoe

I was like i dont know a Blowjob?  - Me

CHew Hundred Dolla  - Hoe

CHew? Chew too Mush , hows bouts $50 - Me

Fiffy chew low, Waaong Hundread , Jacky you off? - Hoe

WONG HUNDRED? Bitch you crazy i can jack myself off for nothing!! , Lets cut the fucking chase, show me your tits , touch my balls , and ill ge the fuck out of here contempt with throwing way $40 - ME




So i go outside and my roomate wasnt there, so im like this fucker (he is actually a regular at massage parlors) is getting the works, so 40min later he walks out, and im like so whatcha get? he was like "nothing just a fucking hand job, Fuck mothers day is next weekend i could of used those $100 to buy my mom some shoes" (take it, his wife also came with us on the trip, she was at her cousins house while we went out for an hour or 2)


Moral of the story , stay away from the asian hoes in SF

Lol the cheneese dialogues are on point
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