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WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« on: October 24, 2012, 08:12:24 PM »
Does it really work or is it just a bucket of crap?

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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2012, 08:15:26 PM »
Careful brah, I tore a pec on cell-tech. I went from benching 135 to 405 in like 17 days and my tendons couldn't handle it.
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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2012, 08:15:48 PM »
Yes, buy it right now and you can look like greg kovacs



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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2012, 08:16:17 PM »
Does it really work or is it just a bucket of crap?

I bent your mother's taco with my penis.

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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2012, 08:16:23 PM »
What's so good about it?
It builds muscle, that's what.

Don't even need to train, grows while you sleep.




And when you wake up you can see you've grown a few inches.

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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2012, 08:22:59 PM »
that guy looks great except he needs to bring his legs up some. ive heard great results from different people, i just think that if jay cutler used it , how can you go wrong?

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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2012, 08:24:45 PM »
GUY LOOKS LIKE A PILE OF SHIT END OF THREAD
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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2012, 08:31:43 PM »
GUY LOOKS GREAT END OF THREAD

Kovacs rules.

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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2012, 08:34:36 PM »
Greg mis-timed his carb-up in those shots.

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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2012, 08:36:06 PM »
I blanked out on Celltech and wound up in a Mexcan prison for 3 years.  Apparently, I knifed a guy...

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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2012, 10:15:14 PM »
I refuse to leave the gym until I've had my CELLTECH!

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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2012, 11:47:27 PM »
it actually tastes great it tastes similar to bike nuts girl friends discharge  :-X :-X :-X :-X
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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2012, 12:43:07 AM »
DO NOT DO MORE THAN 2 SCOOPS at once, pellius did it and now he's on page 64 of a continuous meltdown about his life

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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2012, 01:22:58 AM »
GARBAGE

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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2012, 01:38:27 AM »
How dare you fiends says Celltech or any Muscletech product is garbage!!, how dare you. I use it 6 times a day, as soon as i used it my bench went up 100 pound and also put on 30 pound in a day

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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2012, 01:43:40 AM »
DO NOT DO MORE THAN 2 SCOOPS at once, pellius did it and now he's on page 64 of a continuous meltdown about his life

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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2012, 02:17:24 AM »
When it first appeared in the market there was some hype about it because it was a very decent cell-volumizer, comparing with the creatines around at the time.

It messed with your insulin levels. The next generation cell-tech (hardcore i believe) make me throw up and sometimes gave me dizzyness after workouts. I sold the can right away.

A buddy of mine developed diabetes while on it, never knew for sure if it was the insulin spykes that cell-tech induced that caused it. He luckily recover his pancreas function after 4 years.


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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2012, 02:18:51 AM »
Ronnie approved back then in 2004


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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2012, 03:04:22 AM »
haha is this real? ;D

Yes, that's the actual response he got from Ronnie back in 2004, which is what started the whole dat dere-meme.

Origins of Dat Dere Cell-Tech


"dat dere celltech is a phrase originally coined by world-renowned bodybuilder Ronnie Coleman.

In September 2004, an individual by the name of Gary sent an email to Ronnie inquiring as to whether he was “natural” (i.e. did not use illegal performance-enhancing drugs).

Ronnie, an eight-time Mr. Olympia winner, comically replied, “No I take dat dere celltech”, implying that the popular (and legal) creatine supplement MuscleTech Cell-Tech used by rival bodybuilder Jay Cutler was an illegal substance akin to anabolic steroids."

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« Reply #21 on: October 25, 2012, 03:10:27 AM »
A screenshot of the email exchange was soon widely circulated on the Misc sub-forum of Bodybuilding.com, and Ronnie’s deadpan reply quickly became a popular catchphrase on the website and various other bodybuilding forums.

It also inspired a number of humorous images.

Spread

The catchphrase soon came to be used as a way to mock the commercially successful Cell-Tech product line, deemed by many members of the Bodybuilding.com forum community to be over-hyped and relatively ineffective for its price.

Due to the naive nature of the question and Ronnie’s sarcastic response, the catchphrase was often employed by Misc forum members to give troll responses to unsuspecting members requesting honest workout and nutrition/supplements advice.

This often lead to confusion among new members not yet in on the joke as to whether Cell-Tech was a legitimate product or an illegal substance similar to anabolic steroids.

Because of this, forum trolls often supplemented the joke by making references to “cycling” and “stacking” Cell-Tech, like one would steroids.

The catchphrase gave birth to a variety of images mocking the Cell-Tech brand, usually in the form of photoshopped photos of Ronnie Coleman and other professional bodybuilders holding or using the product (bearing the catchphrase or some variation of it as the caption), and humorous before-and-after images depicting healthy individuals becoming obese due to frequent use of the product (largely because of the product’s purported high-sugar content) or displaying no visible difference at all.

The catchphrase and related image macros spread to various other bodybuilding and fitness forums, such as Testosterone Nation and Anabolic Minds.

Decline

As is the nature of catchphrases, its use rapidly declined once it reached peak popularity, estimated to be 2006-2007 (judging by its prevalence in archived forum threads on Bodybuilding.com).

To this day the catchphrase is still quoted on weightlifting forums, but is generally frowned upon, and the meme lives on mostly through the “dat dere X” (X referring to any arbitrary object) phrase being a standard part of casual bodybuilding lingo on the Internet (e.g. “dat dere protein”, “dat dere corn bread”, “dat dere gyno”, etc.).

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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #22 on: October 25, 2012, 03:30:45 AM »
Does it really work or is it just a bucket of crap?

it's 50% marketing and 50% sugar

healthy for suicidal people

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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #23 on: October 25, 2012, 11:22:09 AM »
well when it came out at the time the whole football team was taking it, and well they went on the win the cif division lol true story
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Re: WHAT IS SO GOOD ABOUT CELLTECH?
« Reply #24 on: October 25, 2012, 12:38:15 PM »
Cell Tech+16oz gatorade+50gr whey+10 unints humilin R = MUTATION