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« Reply #25 on: October 25, 2012, 10:34:04 PM »

"Are you holding water this week?"

"Have you tried ECA?"

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« Reply #26 on: October 25, 2012, 10:41:37 PM »

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« Reply #27 on: October 25, 2012, 10:46:12 PM »

"...but you weren't born a woman, right?"
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« Reply #28 on: October 25, 2012, 11:05:41 PM »

so... how old were you in 1989 when I was born?

Huh
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« Reply #29 on: October 26, 2012, 12:04:27 AM »

Is mine bigger ?
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« Reply #30 on: October 26, 2012, 01:15:29 AM »

are you saying you love the cock
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« Reply #31 on: October 26, 2012, 01:18:30 AM »

Can my mother watch us have sex please?
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« Reply #32 on: October 26, 2012, 01:26:14 AM »

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« Reply #33 on: October 26, 2012, 01:29:25 AM »

Asking for a threesome with her best friend
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« Reply #34 on: October 26, 2012, 01:31:03 AM »

can i spend the kids college money on kigs
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« Reply #35 on: October 26, 2012, 01:32:16 AM »

can i spend the kids college money on kigs

Hahaha, can I go halves with pellius
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« Reply #36 on: October 26, 2012, 01:32:56 AM »

can i borrow the kids halloween elf costume
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« Reply #37 on: October 26, 2012, 01:37:44 AM »

Do you mind if we don't go to your sisters wedding, gh15 has a big announcement today
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« Reply #38 on: October 26, 2012, 01:40:45 AM »

is your mother on kigs and tren balonie bitch is huge
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« Reply #39 on: October 26, 2012, 01:57:58 AM »

"How much ya bench?"

"What are you using?"

"Kale Greens or Black Bean Burritos?"

"You using Bunk Kigs or somethin'?"

"Would you let Garebear babysit your kids?"
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« Reply #40 on: October 26, 2012, 03:25:33 AM »

You ~ Can I smell your feet?

Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!

You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!
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« Reply #41 on: October 26, 2012, 03:33:19 AM »

You ~ Can I smell your feet?

Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!

You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!

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"Did you shit in your pants?"

"No"

"Oh, it must be your breath"

True story.  Man I have no idea why she married my ass.
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« Reply #42 on: October 26, 2012, 03:38:50 AM »

You ~ Can I smell your feet?

Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!

You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!
PMSL  Grin
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« Reply #43 on: October 26, 2012, 04:12:39 AM »

we can hang out but not when you have your rags
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« Reply #44 on: October 26, 2012, 05:35:21 AM »

Kai- "Since you are on the rag do you have a grapefruit?"
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« Reply #45 on: October 26, 2012, 05:44:51 AM »

Who's cankles are bigger,yours or chaos?
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« Reply #46 on: October 26, 2012, 05:56:33 AM »

Do I have to go shoe shopping with you?

When is dinner ready?

Can you grab me another beer before you go to bed?

Do you think my dick is as big as BigCyp's?
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« Reply #47 on: October 26, 2012, 07:08:41 AM »

Do I have to go shoe shopping with you?

When is dinner ready?

Can you grab me another beer before you go to bed?

Do you think my dick is as big as BigCyp's?

Hahahahaha
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« Reply #48 on: October 26, 2012, 07:41:21 AM »

Oral on the first date?
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« Reply #49 on: October 26, 2012, 07:54:27 AM »

Oral Swallow on the first date?


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