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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #25 on: October 25, 2012, 10:34:04 PM »
"Are you holding water this week?"

"Have you tried ECA?"


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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #26 on: October 25, 2012, 10:41:37 PM »
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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #27 on: October 25, 2012, 10:46:12 PM »
"...but you weren't born a woman, right?"

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #28 on: October 25, 2012, 11:05:41 PM »
so... how old were you in 1989 when I was born?

???

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #29 on: October 26, 2012, 12:04:27 AM »
Is mine bigger ?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #30 on: October 26, 2012, 01:15:29 AM »
are you saying you love the cock
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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #31 on: October 26, 2012, 01:18:30 AM »
Can my mother watch us have sex please?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #32 on: October 26, 2012, 01:26:14 AM »
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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #33 on: October 26, 2012, 01:29:25 AM »
Asking for a threesome with her best friend

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #34 on: October 26, 2012, 01:31:03 AM »
can i spend the kids college money on kigs
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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #35 on: October 26, 2012, 01:32:16 AM »
can i spend the kids college money on kigs

Hahaha, can I go halves with pellius

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #36 on: October 26, 2012, 01:32:56 AM »
can i borrow the kids halloween elf costume
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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #37 on: October 26, 2012, 01:37:44 AM »
Do you mind if we don't go to your sisters wedding, gh15 has a big announcement today

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #38 on: October 26, 2012, 01:40:45 AM »
is your mother on kigs and tren balonie bitch is huge
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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #39 on: October 26, 2012, 01:57:58 AM »
"How much ya bench?"

"What are you using?"

"Kale Greens or Black Bean Burritos?"

"You using Bunk Kigs or somethin'?"

"Would you let Garebear babysit your kids?"

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #40 on: October 26, 2012, 03:25:33 AM »
You ~ Can I smell your feet?

Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!

You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #41 on: October 26, 2012, 03:33:19 AM »
You ~ Can I smell your feet?

Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!

You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!

 ;D

I asked my wife (then girlfriend)

"Did you shit in your pants?"

"No"

"Oh, it must be your breath"

True story.  Man I have no idea why she married my ass.

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #42 on: October 26, 2012, 03:38:50 AM »
You ~ Can I smell your feet?

Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!

You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!
PMSL  ;D

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #43 on: October 26, 2012, 04:12:39 AM »
we can hang out but not when you have your rags

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #44 on: October 26, 2012, 05:35:21 AM »
Kai- "Since you are on the rag do you have a grapefruit?"

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #45 on: October 26, 2012, 05:44:51 AM »
Who's cankles are bigger,yours or chaos?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #46 on: October 26, 2012, 05:56:33 AM »
Do I have to go shoe shopping with you?

When is dinner ready?

Can you grab me another beer before you go to bed?

Do you think my dick is as big as BigCyp's?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #47 on: October 26, 2012, 07:08:41 AM »
Do I have to go shoe shopping with you?

When is dinner ready?

Can you grab me another beer before you go to bed?

Do you think my dick is as big as BigCyp's?

Hahahahaha

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #48 on: October 26, 2012, 07:41:21 AM »
Oral on the first date?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #49 on: October 26, 2012, 07:54:27 AM »
Oral Swallow on the first date?


Fixed. 8)