Author Topic: Moen's next female friend - Meet Maité (Read 3390 times)

dj181 · « **on:** October 31, 2012, 06:06:53 AM »

so where's this slim friend that you promised to post up

Moen · « **Reply #1 on:** October 31, 2012, 06:08:48 AM »

Coming right up!

Moen · « **Reply #2 on:** October 31, 2012, 06:15:34 AM »

dj181 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 31, 2012, 06:18:09 AM »

thanks brother

and yeah, she's not bad

BigCyp · « **Reply #4 on:** October 31, 2012, 06:21:12 AM »

You have a lot of female friends for a staight man.

Twaddle · « **Reply #5 on:** October 31, 2012, 06:52:43 AM »

I installed a Moen yesterday. Good quality.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #6 on:** October 31, 2012, 06:55:14 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on October 31, 2012, 06:21:12 AM

You have a lot of female friends for a staight man.

You're making a big assumption there

hrspwr · « **Reply #7 on:** October 31, 2012, 06:58:45 AM »

why name yourself after a crummy faucet?

BigCyp · « **Reply #8 on:** October 31, 2012, 07:20:03 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on October 31, 2012, 06:55:14 AM

You're making a big assumption there

Yes I have clearly jumped the gun in retrospect.

bigmc · « **Reply #9 on:** October 31, 2012, 07:22:31 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on October 31, 2012, 07:20:03 AM

Yes I have clearly jumped the gun in retrospect.

moen thinks posting random pics off the net makes him popular

unfortuantely it appears to work with the virgins on here

Moen · « **Reply #10 on:** October 31, 2012, 07:26:30 AM »

Moen doesn't think anything, he knows people enjoy these threads, look at how popular the previous ones were. These are real life friends by the way, not that I can prove it without identifying them so that is not going happen, it's also not important whether you believe it or not.

I'm 100% hetero and to be honest, I think it's the other way around, it's guys like galeniko, dj181, me, ... that have extensive real life experience with women/pussy.

It's "you guys" that clearly don't. That was obvious from the second you started talking about women

Moen · « **Reply #11 on:** October 31, 2012, 07:30:39 AM »

I named myself after my German name, Möhn, just like Rühl is often written as Ruehl.

These "faucets" (what a faggy word) are not known to me.

bigmc · « **Reply #12 on:** October 31, 2012, 07:33:36 AM »

Quote from: Moen on October 31, 2012, 07:26:30 AM

Moen doesn't think anything, he knows people enjoy these threads, look at how popular the previous ones were. These are real life friends by the way, not that I can prove it without identifying them so that is not going happen, it's also not important whether you believe it or not.

I'm 100% hetero and to be honest, I think it's the other way around, it's guys like galeniko, dj181, me, ... that have extensive real life experience with women/pussy.

It's "you guys" that clearly don't. That was obvious from the second you started talking about women

rookie style meltdown

snx · « **Reply #13 on:** October 31, 2012, 07:43:28 AM »

Quote from: Moen on October 31, 2012, 07:26:30 AM

Moen doesn't think anything, he knows people enjoy these threads, look at how popular the previous ones were. These are real life friends by the way, not that I can prove it without identifying them so that is not going happen, it's also not important whether you believe it or not.

I'm 100% hetero and to be honest, I think it's the other way around, it's guys like galeniko, dj181, me, ... that have extensive real life experience with women/pussy.

It's "you guys" that clearly don't. That was obvious from the second you started talking about women

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #14 on:** October 31, 2012, 07:45:41 AM »

she has great child bearing hips. Tread lightly young man

BigCyp · « **Reply #15 on:** October 31, 2012, 08:23:53 AM »

Quote from: snx on October 31, 2012, 07:43:28 AM

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Are you saying that Moen is the type of backpacker who goes on an exclusive mountain gorilla safari holiday and only packs vaseline and banana perfume?

snx · « **Reply #16 on:** October 31, 2012, 09:39:48 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on October 31, 2012, 08:23:53 AM

Are you saying that Moen is the type of backpacker who goes on an exclusive mountain gorilla safari holiday and only packs vaseline and banana perfume?

It's quite possible my friend. I've heard the rumors from others on this forum.

I've even heard from some, that they believe he might be the type of guy who tried to petition his parole officer that, in fact, working jizzmop clean-up duty at the local peep show should count towards his manadatory community service tally. He was already doing the job for free, claiming he could never take money for something that's more a labor of love to him.

BigCyp · « **Reply #17 on:** October 31, 2012, 09:48:36 AM »

Quote from: snx on October 31, 2012, 09:39:48 AM

It's quite possible my friend. I've heard the rumors from others on this forum.

I've even heard from some, that they believe he might be the type of guy who tried to petition his parole officer that, in fact, working jizzmop clean-up duty at the local peep show should count towards his manadatory community service tally. He was already doing the job for free, claiming he could never take money for something that's more a labor of love to him.

Hahaha yes snx! He is quite the consumate charity blowjob queen isn't he!!!

snx · « **Reply #18 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:23:37 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on October 31, 2012, 09:48:36 AM

Hahaha yes snx! He is quite the consumate charity blowjob queen isn't he!!!

Quite right...quite right. With the holiday season soon to set upon us, now is the time for charity indeed. To believe Moen is to be believe that it's better to give, and then receive the oral reward. His gift must surely be the smiling faces looking down on him.

the trainer · « **Reply #19 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:25:43 AM »

Quote from: Moen on October 31, 2012, 07:26:30 AM

Moen doesn't think anything, he knows people enjoy these threads, look at how popular the previous ones were. These are real life friends by the way, not that I can prove it without identifying them so that is not going happen, it's also not important whether you believe it or not.

I'm 100% hetero and to be honest, I think it's the other way around, it's guys like galeniko, dj181, me, ... that have extensive real life experience with women/pussy.

It's "you guys" that clearly don't. That was obvious from the second you started talking about women

You have a lot of female friends, I have a lot of female fuck buddies so who is the real alpha male guy.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #20 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:27:04 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on October 31, 2012, 07:20:03 AM

Yes I have clearly jumped the gun in retrospect.

Are you saying Moen's favorite part of lifting weights is the post-workout shower in the room that only men are allowed in?

Euro-monster · « **Reply #21 on:** October 31, 2012, 10:51:28 AM »

It looks like she can snort your cum off of a mirror with that schnozz....

dj181 · « **Reply #22 on:** October 31, 2012, 11:13:42 AM »

what's her character and personality like?

is she deep and complicated? or maybe a fun-loving freespirit?

also, what's she bench?

Moen · « **Reply #23 on:** October 31, 2012, 11:24:26 AM »

Quote from: dj181 on October 31, 2012, 11:13:42 AM

what's her character and personality like?

is she deep and complicated? or maybe a fun-loving freespirit?

also, what's she bench?

She's fun and outgoing, has morals, not a slut, complicated maybe a bit but not too much. Someone you'd want as your GF.

I don't think she has ever benched but I doubt it would be much more than just the bar

Moen · « **Reply #24 on:** October 31, 2012, 11:25:12 AM »

Quote from: Euro-monster on October 31, 2012, 10:51:28 AM

It looks like she can snort your cum off of a mirror with that schnozz....

Snort cum, that's a new one. The successor of fart porn I assume?

Author Topic: Moen's next female friend - Meet Maité (Read 3390 times)

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