Author Topic: TIM TEBOW'S NEW GIRLFRIEND (Read 9823 times)

The Abdominal Snoman · « **on:** October 31, 2012, 03:59:44 PM »

Tim Tebow has a new girlfriend.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:03:23 PM »

Queerer than a three dollar bill...

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #2 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:05:10 PM »

Interestingly enough, Carmella has been rumored for many years to be a closeted lesbian who supposedly dated Maria Sharapova for years. If true, why in the world would a super religious supposed straight man like Tim be dating a closeted Lesbian? Possible beard? What do you guys think?

Marty Champions · « **Reply #3 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:12:36 PM »

why isnt he wrecking that pussy

Nails · « **Reply #4 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:13:01 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on October 31, 2012, 04:12:36 PM

why isnt he wrecking that pussy

God wont let him

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #5 on:** October 31, 2012, 04:15:07 PM »

The bible is clear on the issues

snx · « **Reply #6 on:** October 31, 2012, 07:22:30 PM »

Remember when everyone thought this was his girlfriend (British page 3 bird Lucy Pinder)

240 is Back · « **Reply #7 on:** October 31, 2012, 07:38:24 PM »

yeah, sexually, tebow is probably like actor troy mcclure from the simpsons.

NeoSeminole · « **Reply #8 on:** October 31, 2012, 08:26:20 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on October 31, 2012, 04:05:10 PM

Interestingly enough, Carmella has been rumored for many years to be a closeted lesbian who supposedly dated Maria Sharapova for years. If true, why in the world would a super religious supposed straight man like Tim be dating a closeted Lesbian? Possible beard? What do you guys think?

b/c he doesn't judge her for her past. It takes a real man to follow in Christ's foot steps

bigmikecox · « **Reply #9 on:** November 01, 2012, 08:07:46 AM »

Tebow will come out of the closet when his NFL "career" is over

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #10 on:** November 01, 2012, 08:09:45 AM »

Quote from: snx on October 31, 2012, 07:22:30 PM

Remember when everyone thought this was his girlfriend (British page 3 bird Lucy Pinder)

Jesus fucking christ my cock needs to meet those tits.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #11 on:** November 01, 2012, 08:26:11 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on October 31, 2012, 07:38:24 PM

yeah, sexually, tebow is probably like actor troy mcclure from the simpsons.

lolz

CalvinH · « **Reply #12 on:** November 01, 2012, 09:04:02 AM »

Quote from: snx on October 31, 2012, 07:22:30 PM

Remember when everyone thought this was his girlfriend (British page 3 bird Lucy Pinder)

Just freaking gorgeous.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #13 on:** November 01, 2012, 09:07:27 AM »

Lucy Pinder is pretty much flawless.

At a minimum her tits are flawless.

arce1988 · « **Reply #14 on:** November 01, 2012, 01:39:28 PM »

He is a Homosexual who uses PED.

240 is Back · « **Reply #15 on:** August 09, 2016, 09:06:12 AM »

Tim Tebow set to pursue pro baseball career

Tim Tebow is serious about his professional sports rebirth as a baseball player and his representatives said the former NFL quarterback's workout for major league scouts won't be a sideshow.

Tebow has trained for the last several months in Scottsdale, Ariz., and Los Angeles at a sport he hasn't played regularly for more than a decade. Tebow has served an ESPN broadcaster since his three-season NFL career ended with the New York Jets at the conclusion of 2012 season.

"This may sound like a publicity stunt, but nothing could be further from the truth," Brodie Van Wagenen, co-head of CAA Baseball, said in a statement provided to USA TODAY Sports and other outlets. "I have seen Tim’s workouts and people inside and outside the industry – scouts, executives, players and fans – will be impressed by his talent. As an agent, I have a genuine respect for how hard it is to succeed at the game of baseball and a true admiration for those who possess the talent to play it at the Major League level. Tim's tool set is real."

Grape Ape · « **Reply #16 on:** August 09, 2016, 09:43:58 AM »

Quote from: snx on October 31, 2012, 07:22:30 PM

Remember when everyone thought this was his girlfriend (British page 3 bird Lucy Pinder)

Crap, thought snx was back, but it was from 2012

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #17 on:** August 09, 2016, 09:48:14 AM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on November 01, 2012, 09:07:27 AM

Lucy Pinder is pretty much flawless.

At a minimum her tits are flawless.

Delicious. Tebow is probably still a virgin.

timfogarty · « **Reply #18 on:** August 09, 2016, 12:18:29 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on August 09, 2016, 09:06:12 AM

Tim Tebow set to pursue pro baseball career

Tim Tebow is serious about his professional sports rebirth as a baseball player and his representatives said the former NFL quarterback's workout for major league scouts won't be a sideshow.

"It's odd that Tim Tebow is giving baseball a chance since he's never been past first base."

No I did not come up with that.

Yes I think some day he will come out.

calfzilla · « **Reply #19 on:** August 09, 2016, 02:45:18 PM »

Quote from: Ronnie Rep on August 09, 2016, 09:48:14 AM

Delicious. Tebow is probably still a virgin.

He better not be fucking or else he is the worlds biggest hypocrite

Dokey111 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 09, 2016, 02:48:17 PM »

that girl would see a lot of the top of my head

el numero uno · « **Reply #21 on:** August 09, 2016, 03:15:49 PM »

Quote from: arce1988 on November 01, 2012, 01:39:28 PM

He is a Homosexual who uses PED.

I want my 20s back.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #22 on:** August 09, 2016, 05:54:08 PM »

Tim Tebow acts like he's 16 years old. The guy is 29 years old for crying out loud. Mark Teixeira first baseman for the Yanks was one of the best hitters in baseball in his prime and he's retiring this year at 36 because he's not good anymore. You don't pick up baseball on a whim because you played a little in HS or College...This fruitcake diva will do anything for attention...He could have been the next Doug Flutie in the Canadian football league but he thought that was "beneath" him.

Ellen was in the closet for decades as a comedian...She said everyone knew she was gay but she just didn't want to come out because she thought it would derail her career. Check out this video of the two talking. Look at the smile on Ellen's face. She knows exactly whats up with Tebow. And check out Tebows answer on who he's looking for. His first words about a possibly mate would be "someone who he's EXTREMELY attracted to" he says...So someone who's supposedly a very religious virgin says his mate needs to be EXTREMELY attractive to him. Straight men don't talk like that. Gay men who are all about their looks talk like that...The guy doesn't even know how to talk about being with the opposite sex. A straight religious guy at his age would say something like "i'm looking for a woman with the same kind of value's as mine. Someone I know who will be a great mother to our children someday. Someone who lives their life by the word of God. And of course we have to be attracted physically to each other"...This Tebow dude is a trip...

Dave D · « **Reply #23 on:** August 09, 2016, 06:00:19 PM »

It's odd he'd make an announcement about his baseball tryout especially when he kept his last nfl tryout completely secret, even go his employer espn.

That said good for him, you only get one chance in this life and he's taking advantage of every opportunity he can.

Who cares if he doesn't make, no one who matters thinks he can, at least he's trying. He probably has a new book to promote.

240 is Back · « **Reply #24 on:** August 09, 2016, 06:16:20 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on August 09, 2016, 05:54:08 PM

Tim Tebow acts like he's 16 years old. The guy is 29 years old for crying out loud. Mark Teixeira first baseman for the Yanks was one of the best hitters in baseball in his prime and he's retiring this year at 36 because he's not good anymore. You don't pick up baseball on a whim because you played a little in HS or College...This fruitcake diva will do anything for attention...He could have been the next Doug Flutie in the Canadian football league but he thought that was "beneath" him.

hes pushing 30. his agent probably tried 32 teams and got 32 "NO's" from NFL teams. ESPN is probably low-balling him on $ because he's a below average analyst and today's college fans don't really know him anymore.

he's likely a weirdo around the set with his goofy laugh and odd mannerisms. I haven't seen recent pics, but he's probably balding too.