I'm waiting for Dave to come back and post about going to the convenience store for a grape slurpee and seeing some skinnyfat twink trying to carry two cases of Bud Light to the counter, face all red from straining himself, and trying to lay his game on some girl, and Dave exclaiming, "You're carrying BOTH those cases of beer all by yourself?? Good LORD, you're a MONSTER!!" He would then wink at the girl, and she would slip Dave her phone number, which he would throw away with his empty slurpee cup.