God I am fucking mortified to admit that I am glad you posted this

First thing I'm going to need you to do is put some old overalls, (no shoes) and hit the field.....N****R.....
Welcome to hell.
You will address me as Master Wiggs or Master Mitt...Oh yeah, you can bring your wife and kid. The kid stays in the barn with you and your wife, well.
I wouldn't want the little lady to catch cold so she can stay in the house with Master Mitt.