There are plenty of pipe baggers but I doubt that's relevant in this instance.
I hear nevertrustanyone is a "bagpiper".
I hear you were meant to leave getbig
I heard that pullingweight can suck a bowling ball through one whilst playing amazing grace
His daughter can suck a fart through a hairy hole
i remember our Regimental piper used to fucking wake us up on a sunday morning playing his pipes...was bad when you had a hangover..
First thing sunday morning is the best time to wake up and play with your pipe!