As long as you don't bring your mother we're cool.
oh she'll be there. here are a few of the gems you have to look forward to:
"you call this fresh?"
"why is half the food cold"
"my mutha made the best____"
"you spend HOW much on those plates?"
"you never call me"
"your father would roll over in his grave if he knew how dry that turkey was"
edit: a few more
"who is the girl with the horse face? why do they call her booty?"
"what is this about a deep tissue massage"
"who is GH15?. soulds palestinian"