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« on: November 10, 2012, 03:11:40 AM » |
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ok fellas, i got a female that's interested in me whom i met through a friend, we have been corresponding through IM and chat and she keeps asking me to send her some photos of me so do you dudes have any suggestions on how i should present myself in these photos? a friend of mine suggested that i should wear either black trousers and a tight white tee, or white trousers and a tight black tee i'm not a fan of white trousers, so i was thinking of wearing maybe my tight navy blue tee and black trousres or maybe these new forest green trousers of mine IMO these 2 fellas got some boss style on 'em  |
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bigmc
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« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2012, 03:48:03 AM » |
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back double biceps with your posing trunks yanked up your crack to show your shredded glutes you are welcome |
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dj181
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« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2012, 03:52:47 AM » |
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back double biceps with your posing trunks yanked up your crack to show your shredded glutes you are welcome lol and i should be sure to leave the calves out of the pic right  |
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« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2012, 03:57:39 AM » |
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Cock Shot! Get some blood in that sucker, but just enough so it doesn't stand to attention, you need to present it as big as you can before it becomes noticeably erect. Don't waste your time with fake arse head shots, just show her the cock.
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dj181
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« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2012, 04:04:13 AM » |
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Cock Shot! Get some blood in that sucker, but just enough so it doesn't stand to attention, you need to present it as big as you can before it becomes noticeably erect. Don't waste your time with fake arse head shots, just show her the cock.
you're Australian right? i met 3 aussie girls in krakow a few years back, and one of them was a very pretty blue-eyed blondie, so i told her that she looks like the typical california girl, and she was highly offened with this  what gives man? do you aussies think that us americans are just a bunch of fatasses or something? |
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« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2012, 04:07:44 AM » |
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« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2012, 04:55:08 AM » |
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Whatever you are gonna do - don't forget to chubb-up... (or stuff something).
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« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2012, 07:02:48 AM » |
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you're Australian right? i met 3 aussie girls in krakow a few years back, and one of them was a very pretty blue-eyed blondie, so i told her that she looks like the typical california girl, and she was highly offened with this what gives man? do you aussies think that us americans are just a bunch of fatasses or something? Aussie chicks are pretty stuck-up - A Strong Lesbian Feminist movement to thank for that. I think Australians consider themselves superior to Americans, mainly because they perceive Americans as fairly ignorant and unaware of the rest of the world and how it works. I imagine the woman you compared to a Californian beach babe pictured some bimbo Baywatch chick like Pamela Anderson and thought you were suggesting she was just a highly fuck-able idiot! |
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« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2012, 07:44:58 AM » |
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Aussie chicks are pretty stuck-up - A Strong Lesbian Feminist movement to thank for that. I think Australians consider themselves superior to Americans, mainly because they perceive Americans as fairly ignorant and unaware of the rest of the world and how it works. I imagine the woman you compared to a Californian beach babe pictured some bimbo Baywatch chick like Pamela Anderson and thought you were suggesting she was just a highly fuck-able idiot!
you have alot of anger women the police are you in fact sporting a micro penis that doesnt touch the sides e-tool |
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« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2012, 08:12:42 AM » |
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I would send this one ma man . (just crop the gremlin out)  |
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Hulkotron
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« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2012, 08:40:13 AM » |
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I suggest the "crab" pose.
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Moen
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« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2012, 12:49:40 PM » |
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Send a normal, decent pic. "Made" pics always look retarded. No need to to overdo it.
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« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2012, 12:52:29 PM » |
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I suggest "The Pose of Cancer"
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« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2012, 12:55:37 PM » |
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Outed for online dating.  |
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« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2012, 01:01:27 PM » |
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Reported for asking other "studs" for "advice"
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bigmc
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« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2012, 01:18:35 PM » |
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how do you define da-vinci and moen as studs moen posts pics of growlers off the internet da-vince is a copy and paste intelectual |
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da_vinci
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« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2012, 01:20:41 PM » |
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how do you define da-vinci and moen as studs moen posts pics of growlers off the internet da-vince is a copy and paste intelectual Porfavor? I'm a Paste-Copy intellectual (double "l"). I mean - I paste (from my brain) and others copy. |
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« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2012, 01:24:19 PM » |
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how do you define da-vinci and moen as studs moen posts pics of growlers off the internet da-vince is a copy and paste intelectual Put Soap on them and they become Soapy Sticky "Studs" |
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« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2012, 01:26:27 PM » |
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Porfavor? I'm a Paste-Copy intellectual (double "l"). I mean - I paste (from my brain) and others copy. i see what you did there do you fuck hot chicks by dropping lyrical bombs |
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« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2012, 01:30:41 PM » |
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i see what you did there
do you fuck hot chicks
by dropping lyrical bombs
To be honest - yes I do (no brag)... Tho' I'm not still sure what gets 'em - my body of god or brain of Einstein.. Or maybe an unlikely combo of these gets 'em by a suprise? |
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« Reply #20 on: November 10, 2012, 01:31:40 PM » |
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To be honest - yes I do (no brag)... Tho' I'm not still sure what gets 'em - my body of god or brain of Einstein.. Or maybe an unlikely combo of these gets 'em by a suprise? its probably your modesty |
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« Reply #21 on: November 10, 2012, 01:33:24 PM » |
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its probably your modesty
Ditto!! (in addition to a big pen0r) |
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bigmc
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« Reply #22 on: November 10, 2012, 01:34:48 PM » |
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Ditto!! (in addition to a big pen0r)
haha im married to the best woman in the world i have nothing to prove but i do know women cant resist arrogant guys fuck them all brother fuck them all  |
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« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2012, 01:59:14 PM » |
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how do you define da-vinci and moen as studs moen posts pics of growlers off the internet da-vince is a copy and paste intelectual growlers off the internet? |
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bigmc
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« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2012, 02:00:47 PM » |
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growlers off the internet?
those belgian chicks werent smoking hot brother and the chinese one was a lady boy having said that the ladies are a sucker for a tailored shirt  |
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