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Re: new James Bond is terrible.
« Reply #50 on: November 14, 2012, 11:31:13 AM »
awesome film i hope they don't americanize bond ever again like they did with pierce brosnam.  it was everything a bond film should be.

How was Pierce Brosnan Americanized?


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Re: new James Bond is terrible.
« Reply #51 on: November 14, 2012, 11:39:19 AM »
awesome film i hope they don't americanize bond ever again like they did with pierce brosnam.  it was everything a bond film should be.

brosnan started off great with golden eye! a real bond movie...

but sadly ended in parody - the one where a badly computer animated bond surfs a tidal wave. craigs movies are a huge up from this low point

"A Tsunami of Embarrassment

Movie: Die Another Day (2002)


Pierce Brosnan's fourth and final Bond has plenty of oddities to choose from: Bond with a beard, a bad guy with diamonds embedded in his face, a hotel made entirely of ice, and even an awkward cameo from Madonna. And while some fans will argue vehemently that 007's invisible car is the most ridiculous moment of this or any other Bond film, there is an even more laughable moment. With a glacier collapsing below him, James Bond kite-surfs a tidal wave. He kite-surfs a tidal wave. Even Brosnan broke down in a laughing fit recalling the scene in the recent Bond documentary "Everything or Nothing."

How was Pierce Brosnan Americanized?



They became computer animated pure action movies a la america, science fiction rather and espionage and gadgets.

and denise richards with her silicone tits as a computer scientist haha.

overall they started to feel like ordinary action movies, like you could switch out ethan hunt in mission impossible 3, and replace him with bond.

mostly they were bad, more than americanized

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Re: new James Bond is terrible.
« Reply #52 on: November 14, 2012, 11:57:20 AM »
Epic posters taking James Bond very serious 8)

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Re: new James Bond is terrible.
« Reply #53 on: November 14, 2012, 01:43:24 PM »
007

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Re: new James Bond is terrible.
« Reply #54 on: November 14, 2012, 01:47:18 PM »

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Re: New James Bond Skyfall is terrible
« Reply #55 on: November 14, 2012, 10:48:10 PM »
Movie was good. The villain being on that faggy time was not.

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Re: New James Bond Skyfall is terrible
« Reply #56 on: November 15, 2012, 04:56:48 AM »
movie actually sucked ass

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Re: New James Bond Skyfall is terrible
« Reply #57 on: November 15, 2012, 08:16:26 AM »
They became computer animated pure action movies a la america, science fiction rather and espionage and gadgets.

and denise richards with her silicone tits as a computer scientist haha.

overall they started to feel like ordinary action movies, like you could switch out ethan hunt in mission impossible 3, and replace him with bond.

mostly they were bad, more than americanized

I'll buy that... Lots of weird shit in some of the Brosnan movies. They start out well, then go off the rails big time.

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Re: New James Bond Skyfall is terrible
« Reply #58 on: November 15, 2012, 08:20:00 AM »
pierce always looks like he just took it in the benedickt

and the bond girls are short hair small tits menians

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Re: New James Bond Skyfall is terrible
« Reply #59 on: November 16, 2012, 12:42:10 PM »
ill tell you why it was good. 
The bad guy was everything you would not want him to be if you were caught by him, intelligent, cold, slightly crazy and possibly gay. 
His goal was simply to pay back M for betraying him in the worst possible way, in fact watching it you understood why and possibly agree with it. 
No fancy gadgets or make believe bs.
Bond was not supposed to be invinsible in this and was purposely written to show he has weaknesses and can over come them. 
sorry if there were no flying invisible cars and bond didn't do a triple back flip into scissors kick and beat an enemy with diamonds in his face. meeeh

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Re: New James Bond Skyfall is terrible
« Reply #60 on: November 16, 2012, 01:29:54 PM »
Goldeneye was the shit. Tomorrow Never Dies was an atrocity.

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Re: New James Bond Skyfall is terrible
« Reply #61 on: November 16, 2012, 02:22:21 PM »
Goldeneye was the shit. Tomorrow Never Dies was an atrocity.

Die another day wasn't too much better... An invisible aston and a guy with diamonds stuck in his face.

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Re: New James Bond Skyfall is terrible
« Reply #62 on: November 16, 2012, 04:15:22 PM »
Every Brosnan Bond except Goldeneye is terrible.

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Re: New James Bond Skyfall is terrible
« Reply #63 on: November 16, 2012, 04:20:11 PM »
Skyfall reminded of The Dark Knight Rises.

The Skyfall estate was great, as was Hashima island.

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Re: New James Bond Skyfall is terrible
« Reply #64 on: November 17, 2012, 12:35:02 AM »
the film was crap. pure crap.,. he had all the time in the world to fck that old bitch and never happend, this its not bond anymore,

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Re: New James Bond Skyfall is terrible
« Reply #65 on: November 17, 2012, 09:38:18 PM »
Just saw it... thought it was awesome, fuck you guys!


Still so sad that I could never be James Bond.... you know.... because I are Arab!  :-/

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Re: New James Bond Skyfall is terrible
« Reply #66 on: November 17, 2012, 10:27:35 PM »
I've never seen a good Bond movie except when I was a kid maybe.

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Re: New James Bond Skyfall is terrible
« Reply #67 on: November 18, 2012, 06:12:39 AM »
I saw it the other day - I would agree with most on here and say it really isn't that good. The first half of the movie maybe but the second half not so much and the way they killed off the bad guy at the end was just lame. I also got the impression that they had a budget ceiling and held back on a lot of the stunts. There was just nothing there that blew me away.

I wouldn't even put this in the top half of my favourite Bond movies of all time.

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Re: new James Bond is terrible.
« Reply #68 on: November 18, 2012, 06:21:12 AM »
Jmes Bond died when Roger Moore took over.

bullshit! Bond died when he left!

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Re: New James Bond Skyfall is terrible
« Reply #69 on: November 18, 2012, 06:49:28 AM »
I thought the bookends of the movie were good, the middle was a bit lame. It seemed, with the way it was laid out with the intro of money penny and a man back in the role of "m", that it was a new beginning. I have not seen any other Daniel Craig bond flicks, but this one seemed to be darker and more realistic. Overall, 3 1/2 stars out of 5 from me.

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Re: New James Bond Skyfall is terrible
« Reply #70 on: November 18, 2012, 09:07:21 AM »
It dragged a little bit in the middle, but it was still a pretty good movie. 

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Re: New James Bond Skyfall is terrible
« Reply #71 on: November 18, 2012, 09:29:49 AM »
Just saw it... thought it was awesome, fuck you guys!


Still so sad that I could never be James Bond.... you know.... because I are Arab!  :-/

agreed. The director also directed American Beauty and Jarhead. You've got to appreciate the this Bond movie was not the usual jibber-jabber, but
was actually a different, but better movie.

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Re: New James Bond Skyfall is terrible
« Reply #72 on: November 18, 2012, 12:04:21 PM »
agreed. The director also directed American Beauty and Jarhead. You've got to appreciate the this Bond movie was not the usual jibber-jabber, but
was actually a different, but better movie.
didnt american beauty promote pedophilia, and isnt kevin spacey a fag himself? you have weird tastes.

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Re: New James Bond Skyfall is terrible
« Reply #73 on: November 18, 2012, 12:20:07 PM »
I thought it was a good flick.  Javier was a great villian and Daniel Craig is a good Bond (Connery was best IMO).  With all the BS hollywood action movies staring 120lb stick like model women who would fold immediately any real fight, at least this goes back to a more believeable action star.

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Re: New James Bond Skyfall is terrible
« Reply #74 on: November 18, 2012, 02:37:37 PM »

Fun fact for you guys:  Sean Connery wore a Toupee in every Bond appearance he made!  ;D