I'm driving to work on a three lane road that is marked at 60. On my left is a dude driving a brand new Porsche 911 GTS. Most of the traffic is going 70-75. He was slightly ahead. I'm not sure what happened, maybe he was texting, poured coffee on his lap, was getting a blowjob, not sure but he just turns his car into the median, just a sharp left turn, the car hops over the median and for a split second lands on its side, slides for a bit then lands back on its wheels in opposite traffic. Amazingly no one hit him in the other direction. What a waste of a $100k+ car.
cool story bro indeed.
