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Tapeworm

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I'm in a dangerous mood
« on: November 14, 2012, 07:45:11 AM »
"Hi, this is Tape.  Can't come to the phone right now.  Whoever you are, if I know you, I've had enough of you.  Don't leave a message.  Go quietly, promptly, and permanently away."

Present company excepted, you assholes.

I thought a midlife crisis was about buying a sports car.  ???  I fuckin' hate sports cars.  >:(
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Jadeveon Clowney

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Re: I'm in a dangerous mood
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2012, 07:46:24 AM »
buy a vacation house. 
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magikusar

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Re: I'm in a dangerous mood
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2012, 07:50:58 AM »
up the dose
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Re: I'm in a dangerous mood
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2012, 07:54:34 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on November 14, 2012, 07:45:11 AM
"Hi, this is Tape.  Can't come to the phone right now.  Whoever you are, if I know you, I've had enough of you.  Don't leave a message.  Go quietly, promptly, and permanently away."

Present company excepted, you assholes.

I thought a midlife crisis was about buying a sports car.  ???  I fuckin' hate sports cars.  >:(



Buy a jeep,thats what I did.
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Tapeworm

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Re: I'm in a dangerous mood
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2012, 07:59:10 AM »
Really?!  I was thinking several acres of swampland and and a lot of claymores.

As Vinny G likes to say, "I'm a off a grids!  Mmmm-hmmm!"
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Re: I'm in a dangerous mood
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2012, 07:59:44 AM »
nothing lightens a mood better than midget porn.
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Re: I'm in a dangerous mood
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2012, 08:07:32 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on November 14, 2012, 07:45:11 AM
"Hi, this is Tape.  Can't come to the phone right now.  Whoever you are, if I know you, I've had enough of you.  Don't leave a message.  Go quietly, promptly, and permanently away."

Present company excepted, you assholes.

I thought a midlife crisis was about buying a sports car.  ???  I fuckin' hate sports cars.  >:(


Monster trucks with diesel smoke blaring out works too.
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Tito24

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Re: I'm in a dangerous mood
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2012, 08:20:03 AM »
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Re: I'm in a dangerous mood
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2012, 09:20:44 AM »
Quote from: Tito24 on November 14, 2012, 08:20:03 AM

I actually got a hard on looking at this...
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magikusar

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Re: I'm in a dangerous mood
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2012, 10:10:18 AM »

 this might help
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Re: I'm in a dangerous mood
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2012, 10:43:52 AM »
you sick fucking bastard >:(
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