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Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« on: November 14, 2012, 02:34:50 PM »
With another Olympia come and gone we see Phil Heath becoming a dominant force in pro bodybuilding. Time will tell if he can continue to dominate.
Our own Branch Warren fell to a disappointing 5th place. Very few know but Branch suffered another devastating injury 6 weeks out from the show. This time he tore his right groin muscle while riding his horse for the Pumping Iron documentary.
The film crew waved a boom mike in front of his best horse and it reared and bucked Branch off. Tore the groin but also severely bruised his tailbone and got a concussion.    This took several weeks to get over and we were never able to push the right leg  after that.
This caused the leg to lose all the gains he'd made since the Arnold and was an object of criticism from the "experts".
While still not at his best I feel he should have placed higher as his overall hardness and density was still there.But I'm not a judge so he will now take off from all shows in 2013 but the Olympia. This will give him a chance at a real off season for the first time in many years.

by Brian Dobson, metroflex owner

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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2012, 02:36:17 PM »
Hahahhahahha....Oh brother.  Where's that picture of the midget cowboy on the horse someone posed as Branch. lol
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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2012, 02:37:57 PM »
 ::) Branch is walking scartissue. Place higher? wtf are you talking about Brian..........
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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2012, 02:46:08 PM »
by the time it took brian to write this article branch tore two more muscle groups

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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2012, 02:53:45 PM »
Branch is mentally ill.

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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2012, 08:21:26 PM »
Poor guy. Needs to live inside a bubble wrapped pod.





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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2012, 08:50:57 PM »
I was expecting the typical "stomach flu" excuse.

Branch is really trying hard to be the poor mans Dorian.... right down to tearing his muscle. Too bad he's such a fucking idiot.

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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2012, 09:03:49 PM »
perhaps the take home also here if using things like winstrol,tren, things that on a diet can invite injury maybe you shouldnt do things that could go wrong like riding a horse.maybe im wrong.

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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2012, 09:03:52 PM »
Didn't Branch fall down some stairs a few years back? lol.  Whats next, is he going to shoot his big toe.

video from 2006 i believe.


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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2012, 10:19:32 PM »
Dobson is such a tool. All Branch has going for him is hardness and density. Sorry Dobson, that alone does not win shows or even place people higher.
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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2012, 10:47:11 PM »
Ninjas ride horses sometimes. . . I'm just sayin'.
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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2012, 10:58:32 PM »
Ninjas ride horses sometimes. . . I'm just sayin'.

lol, fucking ninja's. Always harassing bodybuilders

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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2012, 11:04:57 PM »
His legs are so short doesn't surprise me

Isn't this the tough little guy that said " if you got a problem with your body and aren't winning shows get in the gym and fix it" little bitch should get in the gym and "fix it"

Him thinking he can win the Olympia is comical he should be happy with his Arnold gifts, he should of never even won those...

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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2012, 04:56:15 AM »
by the time it took brian to write this article branch tore two more muscle groups



LOL...... ;D

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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2012, 05:05:56 AM »
It was a ninja horse---it was working for the ninjas. The boom mike was it's cue to "Do some damage."
And the Ninja Horse gets off Scott Free.

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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2012, 08:17:45 AM »
He tore his dick riding a horse on the pumping iron movie set???

That's one beastiality story

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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2012, 08:29:39 AM »



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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2012, 08:41:16 AM »
Looks like Branch has that horse Ready to ride Tito

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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2012, 08:50:23 AM »
i'm starting to think brian dobson is a tool

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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2012, 08:55:16 AM »
there is absolutely Nothing Manly about making Excuses......

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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #20 on: November 15, 2012, 09:18:12 AM »
Looks like Branch has that horse Ready to ride Tito

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2012, 09:46:28 AM »
Looks like Branch has that horse Ready to ride Tito
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horse semen is highly anabolic if injected into the anus.

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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2012, 10:10:19 AM »

''that Sandow's mine..!!''
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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #23 on: November 15, 2012, 10:56:13 AM »
it was a long fall..

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Re: Explanation for Branch Warren's 2012 Olympia showing
« Reply #24 on: November 15, 2012, 02:41:21 PM »
  When you are that short... it is like he fell 50 stories