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Author Topic: Resident Getbigger 'hipolito mejia' Released From Species Nutrition  (Read 2432 times)
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« on: November 15, 2012, 11:35:47 PM »

Hipo (more like HIPPO amirite hahahahahaa....) aka Joel Goldberg aka Big Schmoe aka the Male Booty (likes shits on his chest) was recently released from Species Nutrition.

Hipolito, can you speak of your experiences? Are there any aspects of the story that are false that you'd like to clear up? Do you actually like to have women go poo poo upon your abdomen? Thanks for your time.
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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2012, 11:43:08 PM »

You mean, Ernst Stavros Schmoefeld?


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« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2012, 01:32:33 AM »

You mean, Ernst Stavros Schmoefeld?

I bet if you smell his fingers after this pic they'll smell like those dogs assholes.
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« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2012, 01:36:23 PM »

Hippo, how many motel 'wrestling' sessions did you get out of the $50k you stole from Dave?

I assume you won't be able to go to any more BBing conventions for a while, so how will you arrange your deviant sexual encounters with the disgusting she-beasts you pay to humiliate you?

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« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2012, 01:37:09 PM »

You mean, Ernst Stavros Schmoefeld?

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« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2012, 02:44:05 PM »

Hippo, how many motel 'wrestling' sessions did you get out of the $50k you stole from Dave?

you can't steal from dave. It is logically impossible.
That much anyone in this forum should have learned by now, Mawsw
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« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2012, 02:44:28 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxoUmh2FCX4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxoUmh2FCX4</a>
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« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2012, 02:49:37 PM »

  Booty really likes getting shit on? WITF?
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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2012, 02:55:02 PM »

  Booty really likes getting shit on? WITF?
No I do not ffs.
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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2012, 02:57:02 PM »

  Booty really likes getting shit on? WITF?
I need it more than air.

You saucy minx.
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« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2012, 02:57:19 PM »

  Sorry booty. Just wondering why he said that?
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« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2012, 02:58:04 PM »

You mean, Ernst Stavros Schmoefeld?
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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2012, 09:47:36 PM »

you can't steal from dave. It is logically impossible.
That much anyone in this forum should have learned by now, Mawsw

My bad.

Let me ask Hippo a different question then - did Dave keep you around because you're so hideously ugly that you make him look normal in comparison?  Any insight into your horrible little life would be appreciated, thanks bro!
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« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2012, 10:01:36 PM »

hipolito, this is a platform to clear up any misconceptions and to set us all aright. Have any thoughts you'd like to share?
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« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2013, 07:10:02 AM »

hipolito, this is a platform to clear up any misconceptions and to set us all aright. Have any thoughts you'd like to share?

Are they still not talking?

Hipolito should just post all the hot dirty files/pics from Palumbo ,Colette Dena etc....

Or at least throw some names and funny stories.


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« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2013, 07:14:39 AM »

That sad pile of shit should be released from life.
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« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2013, 07:17:52 AM »

Stop it! Have none of you any shame? The man is clearly traumatized by this unfortunate event. He is probably wearing fishnet knee-highs and sobbing uncontrollably while sitting on the toilet.

Let the man grieve in peace...
Ingrates...
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« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2013, 07:20:00 AM »

Stop it! Have none of you any shame? The man is clearly traumatized by this unfortunate event. He is probably wearing fishnet knee-highs and sobbing uncontrollably while sitting on the toilet.

Let the man grieve in peace...
Ingrates...
lol the image i got in my head now cannot be unseen
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« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2013, 07:20:45 AM »

hip hip hurray!!

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« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2013, 07:26:32 AM »

lol the image i got in my head now cannot be unseen
Can't get the image of a teary-eyed, formerly jolly Schmoe of muscular women out of your head? Well picture him in much jollier times, when the "women" of species used to rub this Schmoe-Buddha's belly, making him elicit a cackling shreak of ecstasy (causing his fishnets to rise up).
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« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2013, 08:10:48 AM »

Stop it! Have none of you any shame? The man is clearly traumatized by this unfortunate event. He is probably wearing fishnet knee-highs and sobbing uncontrollably while sitting on the toilet.

Let the man grieve in peace...
Ingrates...


WooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2013, 08:15:18 AM »

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« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2013, 08:27:10 AM »

Dave Palumbo said ALL the hot bitches were gonna be at his booth this year.
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« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2013, 08:27:59 AM »

Devastating news.....

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« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2013, 08:28:30 AM »

He looks like he was recently released from a hippo's vagina
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