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I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« on: November 20, 2012, 07:58:13 PM »
I showed up at the strip joint and this Brazilian chick was on me from the word go. Ended up driving her home after her shift ended, and she started blowing me as I drove. Then we went into her apartment and had mad sex. Funny thing is, for many getbiggers this would be a once in a lifetime occurence. For me, it's all the time.

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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2012, 07:59:43 PM »
I showed up at the strip joint and this Brazilian dude was on me from the word go. Ended up driving him home after her shift ended, and he started plowing my ass as I drove. Then we went into his apartment and had mad sex in my ass. Funny thing is, for many getbiggers this would be a once in a lifetime occurence. For me, it's all the time.
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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2012, 08:03:48 PM »
I showed up at the strip joint and this Brazilian chap was on me from the word go. Ended up driving HIM home after his shaft bended, and I started blowing him as we drove. Then we went into his apartment and had mad  BUTT sex. Funny thing is, for many getbiggers this would be a once in a lifetime occurence. For me, it's all the time.
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Ok, so what kind of lube did he use when he rammed ya?

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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2012, 08:07:59 PM »
I showed up at the strip joint and then I went home and jerked off, I had two kit kats and some ice cream and then cried. For me this happens everyday.
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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2012, 08:21:19 PM »

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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2012, 08:23:17 PM »
You ARE a day late and a dollar short. The other knucklehaed already issued the same post. The two of you are WORSE than puppy POOP.
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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2012, 08:52:19 PM »
I showed up at the strip joint and this Brazilian chick was on me from the word go. Ended up driving her home after her shift ended, and she started blowing me ass I drove. Then we went into her apartment and had mad sex. Funny thing is, for many getbiggers this would be a once in a lifetime occurence. For me, it's all the time.

That is a VERY cool story, I'm surprised it doesn't contain the word "bro".

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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2012, 09:00:10 PM »
i wish things like that happened to me more often.

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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2012, 09:20:12 PM »
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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2012, 11:12:42 PM »
Most Brazilian stripper are she-males. Maybe that is why she/he let you fuck she/he in the ass.

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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2012, 11:45:52 PM »
fixed for reality 8)

Ok, so what kind of lube did he use when he rammed ya?

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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2012, 11:46:47 PM »
TEAM WOLF

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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2012, 11:46:58 PM »
Lets get some pictures then

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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2012, 01:04:54 AM »
So shes a stripper who fucks random guys after accepting a lift home from them and taking them into her house.

A girl like this would have no issue with being photographed so why not get a pic with your phone with a computer in the back ground with getbig on the screen.

A stud like you has no problem fucking chicks on a regular basis so this task should be no problem for you.

You come on here to brag but I call bullshit this did not happen feel free to prove me wrong, but you wont will you.  ::)

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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2012, 01:55:13 AM »
You come on here to brag but I call bullshit this did not happen feel free to prove me wrong, but you wont will you.  ::)

Ya reckon  ::)

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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2012, 03:13:28 AM »
I showed up at the strip joint and this Brazilian chick was on me from the word go. Ended up driving her home after her shift ended, and she started blowing me as I drove. Then we went into her apartment and had mad sex. Funny thing is, for many getbiggers this would be a once in a lifetime occurence. For me, it's all the time.

Good. You're using her for her only purpose. She's a stripper so it seems she knows her only purpose too. Those looks will fade fast and she'll be an old Brazilian stripper with a body too ugly to show. That's when she can pull the plug.

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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2012, 04:38:19 AM »
I showed up at the strip joint and this Brazilian chick was on me from the word go. Ended up driving her home after her shift ended, and she started blowing me as I drove. Then we went into her apartment and had mad sex. Funny thing is, for many getbiggers this would be a once in a lifetime occurence. For me, it's all the time.

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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2012, 04:47:29 AM »
I showed up at the strip joint and this Brazilian chick was on me from the word go. Ended up driving her home after her shift ended, and she started blowing me as I drove. Then we went into her apartment and had mad sex. Funny thing is, for many getbiggers this would be a once in a lifetime occurence. For me, it's all the time.
Then you woke up with the sheets stuck to you!

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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2012, 04:59:36 AM »
Uh, I wouldn't consider my stunning good looks and tiny cock to be "random". It's actually guys like you that drive women like this to me and G-Thang. Let me just be clear on this: I was seduced by the dangling juicy man-unit I saw.

Fizixed for da truth bro

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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2012, 05:08:37 AM »
Is this MemberX he was a solid poster
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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2012, 06:07:21 AM »
Enjoy the herpes

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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #21 on: November 21, 2012, 06:15:16 AM »
etc etc.  Took a crane to get it out.

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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2012, 06:16:33 AM »
Is this MemberX he was a solid poster

No Johnny this is just Asif, he is Pakistani.

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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #23 on: November 21, 2012, 06:28:21 AM »
Look at Homo-tron, as usual trying way too hard. Homo-tron is at best a third tier poster who can't quite be as "witty" as he would like to be. Has the balls of a gnat.

I actually feel bad for the fellow quoted above despite his undue vitriol towards me.  It must be hard being ashamed of your race and physical appearance.

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Re: I did a Brazilian stripper in the ass today
« Reply #24 on: November 21, 2012, 07:25:38 AM »
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