when was the last time you beat someone up

[Kim Jong Bob]

A couple of years ago 5 thugs jumpen on me, i broke the first nose,the second guy i kicked him in the face and knocked the fuck out of him, third guy i knocked out cold with one punch the the fourth guy came running st me and just as i was going to sweep his legs my gf screamed from the kitchen that dinner was ready so i was forced to pause my xbox and go and eat

[Conker]

Really feel like telling the story from a good while back now, was having a bit of verbals with some dude when he suddenly surprise headbutts me on the nose, so we exchange a few wild swings punches , then he slips and looses his footing i catch him with perfect right hook and he ends up on the deck , so i toe punt him in the face 4/5 times till he's asleep...but don't want to sound like a keyboard warrior so won't mention that incident.

[Kwon_2]

A couple of years ago 5 thugs jumpen on me, i broke the first nose,the second guy i kicked him in the face and knocked the fuck out of him, third guy i knocked out cold with one punch the the fourth guy came running st me and just as i was going to sweep his legs my gf screamed from the kitchen that dinner was ready so i was forced to pause my xbox and go and eat

Damn, was hopin' for a real story and a very exciting conclusion there Bob!

[anabolichalo]

Been almost over 18 years ago.

Somehow i feel you mature a bit , get more patient and tolerant as you grow older.

or so i thought, until i got 35+

It does not matter what age you are, sure, the buttons may be harder to push now, but if they are pushed, there will be things.

so ur over 53?

[Kwon_2]

so ur over 53?

No, but the last time it went to "fisticuffs" was abt 18 years ago.

[hench]

please tell the story

a very long time ago on a building site, never felt the need to do so again

[El Diablo Blanco]

A couple months ago I am driving home and this guy in a maserati comes speeding up and nearly nicks my bumper trying to turn right at the corner that I just got to.  I turn behind him and flip him the bird, he then slows down and I was like "fuck yeah"  I was fuming, ready to kill this fucker.  I speed up behind him and wait for him to do something because I didn't want to rush his car not knowing if the fucker had a gun or something, he opens his door and steps out and I realize it is an NFL player that I recognize, I get out ready to throw down and he sees how big I am and just mutters that he doesn't have the time to waste , blah, blah , jumps back into his car and guns it.  What a fucking chicken shit.

[the trainer]

for me it only happened once when i was 16, it was the greatest rush ever

felt like a million $$$

One of the good things about being tall big and muscular is that nobody picks a fight with you. now if you are a midget being big and muscular still wont help.

[Donny]

One of the good things about being tall big and muscular is that nobody picks a fight with you. now if you are a midget being big and muscular still wont help.

This made me laugh.. what a load of bollocks.

[_bruce_]

A couple of years ago 5 thugs jumpen on me, i broke the first nose,the second guy i kicked him in the face and knocked the fuck out of him, third guy i knocked out cold with one punch the the fourth guy came running st me and just as i was going to sweep his legs my gf screamed from the kitchen that dinner was ready so i was forced to pause my xbox and go and eat

Bona fide Olympian. 

[El Diablo Blanco]

This made me laugh.. what a load of bollocks.

the real question is has he ever served?

[Donny]

the real question is has he ever served?

what´s up freak?

[pedro01]

Closest I came was in 1998 when I threw a young Japanese guy off a train for masturbating.

Not really beating him up I guess but I did get a buzz out of it...

[Jadeveon Clowney]

I ran into this punk when I was in Amsterdam... I was waiting to buy some fine ganja when this huge dark guy comes into the shop and jumps the queue going straight to the front. I scream out "Hey Sambo get in fucking line!". The behemoth heard me and was stunned for a moment. Apparently noone had talked to him like that for ages. Then he walks up to me and goes "What you say whitebread?" with a low almost guttural voice. I says, "You're not buying shit before I'm done. I was here before you". The guy pulls his arm back like he's going to hit me- I give him a quick back slap across the mug which knocks him out cold. His eyes roll back in his head and everything.

Then his brother comes into the shop and starts kicking up a racket: "You knocked out Alistair! You bastard! He's got a fight next month, his first in a year!"

I told him to get his brother and piss off before I fuck him up, too.

At the time I didn't know who the guy was.

Quit making shit up. Overeem does not smoke weed as he is being drug tested all the time now.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Closest I came was in 1998 when I threw a young Japanese guy off a train for masturbating.

Not really beating him up I guess but I did get a buzz out of it...

The question was when was the last time you beat someone up, not BEAT SOMEONE OFF.

[B_B_C]

please tell the story

find your own building site : )