cool girls call me and say: fixed

[magikusar]

Walking back from field after a pushup workout, phone rings, its a girlfriend..

prefect girl would say?

"Come over now, I wana suck your cock!"

[Jadeveon Clowney]

if the perfect girl was calling you, she would say, "oh sorry, wrong number"

[magikusar]

if the perfect girl was calling you, she would say, "oh sorry, wrong number"

well unlike you, my perfect girl would have a vagina  and not tapdance

[Jadeveon Clowney]

well unlike you, my perfect girl would have a vagina  and not tapdance

and once you started speaking, she would say, "sorry, i really wish I could speak retard, but unfortunately i don't"

[magikusar]

and once you started speaking, she would say, "sorry, i really wish I could speak retard, but unfortunately i don't"

your mom thinks im quite the recountiere!

[Beefjake]

I once received a text message. This was like 15 years ago. Sigh...

" Come to my place to fuck me. "

She was a little chunky so no GF material, but only 18 so it was ok. I went and fucked.

[magikusar]

its such a good feeling

I love it

when  the girl is ready

I just love it!!!