You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...

[WOOO]

So you walk up to her and say ______________________?

Bring your a-game fellas. Bitch boots over tights. About 5'1". Maybe 100lbs. Face is a solid 7.5

[Marty Champions]

"hey there...um i have to say you are looking really nice" with a little seductive smile

then pause to see her reaction

"do you have a boyfriend or somethin?.....(pause to see her answer or continue), cause i didnt know if i could call you sometime or something maybe we could get dinner or something like that"

just say it like that , even use the "something" "sometime" "something" and "something" in that order

[Borracho]

Hi there....are you a member of team noggin by any chance?

[Parker]

What is with y'all and the skinny, no body having Asian chicks?

[Nails]

She wears black , because it makes her look slim

[Knooger]

"Your ass is flat, hope this helps."

[magikusar]

What is with y'all and the skinny, no body having Asian chicks?

amen

skinny with no tits is a 1 or 2 on the magikusar planet

[WOOO]

she was fake asian... 100% caucasian

[Palpatine Q]

that's easy.

"who ya texting beautiful, boyfriend?"

throws it right on the table. if she says no she likes you, if she says yes she don't

[Marty Champions]

that's easy.

"who ya texting beautiful, boyfriend?"

throws it right on the table. if she says no she likes you, if she says yes she don't

good line groink

the worst is not even saying anything

[BIG DUB]

that's easy.

"who ya texting beautiful, boyfriend?"

throws it right on the table. if she says no she likes you, if she says yes she don't

good start but lets clean it up a bit

" did you get my text?"

"excuse me?"

"I sent you a text", "you look beautiful today"

"?"

"My name is____ just being friendly"

now take it from there. be nice, don't be a wierdo and if she has a man oh well.

[WOOO]

i was thinking something more honest like "can i mash my face into your asshole until your shit runs out of my nose?"

[Schmoff]

just do a front double biceps

[Nirvana]

"my papaw buys tape everyday."

she looks at you sexily

"what would you do if someone lifted up their arm and mashed potatoes came out."

she will now start to lick her lips

"my uncle is dead"

she will ask YOUR number

and the finisher: "uhhhh I gotta take a shit."

[Tapeworm]

Universal asian opening line: Hello, Kitty.

[240 is Back]

"Excuse me, do you have any hot friends you could intro me to?  I'm new to town.  I'm looking for someone about your height, with a better body and face."

[Rhomboids]

"how you doing foxy?". If you don't mind me asking, are you mixed? 
Not that I know.
You look like you have some () in you.
I dont think so.
Would've you like some? 

Stolen from that fag Dave Navarro

[cephissus]

if you are on the same level (including mentally stable), it doesn't matter, just say something.

if you are not on the same level, it also doesn't matter... just don't say anything.

[Palpatine Q]

Bottom line is if a girl is into you, just don't say anything horribly stupid and you'll be fine...and if you do, it better be funny as shit.

[Palpatine Q]

if you are on the same level (including mentally stable), it doesn't matter, just say something.

if you are not on the same level, it also doesn't matter... just don't say anything.

exactly, she's probably just a nervous as you are if she is catching the vapors.

[Rhomboids]

If you'd lived in the 16th century, poems would have been writ about you. 

[Palpatine Q]

If you'd lived in the 16th century, poems would have been writ about you. 

you can still write poetry...poetry is timeless

"Baby, baby...you look so fine/

can I stick my cock in your behind?"

[tommywishbone]

Very expensive boots and bag. Hit and steal the boots.

[Radical Plato]

Looks like Shit! Hope this helps

[Internet Tough Guy]

purse does not match shoes

would not hit