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Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
« Reply #50 on: November 29, 2012, 07:44:29 AM »
You walk up to her and say oh my god your boots are so fabulous where did you buy them, when she replies give her your number tell her you know where to find good deals and invite her to go shopping.

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Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
« Reply #51 on: November 29, 2012, 07:48:03 AM »
What is with y'all and the skinny, no body having Asian chicks?
Quiet. Let the guys with jobs talk.
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Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
« Reply #52 on: November 29, 2012, 08:19:22 AM »
"Ever seen arms like this on a white man?  Wanna get an egg white omelet, side of broccoli and a gallon of water?  You fart?"

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Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
« Reply #53 on: November 29, 2012, 09:40:26 AM »
if you re single and actually are good looking and smart, confident enough, you simply stay in her view's range and attempt to catch her attention just standing or sitting there doing nothing. If you notice by some signals she sends that she's interested in you, then you know you have a chance and can then either go for it immediatly: "hi, do you want to drink a coffee with me" or if you re sure to meet her later and regularly at the same spot you can wait a little longer before attacking. Maybe you ll learn more about her looking at her from a distance for a while. Make absolutely sure you dont give a fuck about her. You can even stalk her a bit as long as you re not too invasive.

As simple as that you cock breaths. If you want something just go for it , if prepared carefully you ll have a clear answer immediately. Once contact is made it's another chapter.


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Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
« Reply #54 on: November 29, 2012, 09:44:36 AM »
"Eat something"
are you fat by any chance? Only a fat person would think she s "too thin".

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Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
« Reply #55 on: November 29, 2012, 12:55:29 PM »
Asian women fall into 2 categories. They either will date non asians or they won't. If she is the latter, there is nothing short of "I have my helicopter waiting rooftop, want to skip the bus ride today?" that will work. If she does date non asians, then the classic "I may not look it, but I can run really fast" line from Seinfeld never fails..   

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Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
« Reply #56 on: November 29, 2012, 04:46:07 PM »
You walk up to her and say oh my god your boots are so fabulous where did you buy them, when she replies give her your number tell her you know where to find good deals and invite her to go shopping.

nice way to become her gay male friend

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Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
« Reply #57 on: November 29, 2012, 04:48:38 PM »
nice way to become her gay male friend

You didnt specify what the goal of the conversation was... his approach would probably work better than any others in terms of her actually responding b/c it's the least threatening.

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Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
« Reply #58 on: November 29, 2012, 04:57:44 PM »
You didnt specify what the goal of the conversation was... his approach would probably work better than any others in terms of her actually responding b/c it's the least threatening.


um

any hetero man knows they goal is either to plant his seed inside her or have her come home, clean the house, lick his sack and then get the fuck out...

any hetero man would instantly recognize these facts

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Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
« Reply #59 on: November 29, 2012, 06:39:28 PM »
You---Hello Bishoujo. I met your father years ago during a Naicho assignment

Her---My fathers been dead for years

You---Yes I know. I killed him. Take my number. They're watching us.


Leave quickly

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Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
« Reply #60 on: November 29, 2012, 06:53:18 PM »
i could just have shown her this topic as a conversation starter i suppose

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Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
« Reply #61 on: November 29, 2012, 06:54:11 PM »
"do you even lift?"

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Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
« Reply #62 on: November 30, 2012, 12:24:48 AM »
are you fat by any chance? Only a fat person would think she s "too thin".
Yes I am. That is, however, not germane to the subject at hand. Any woman without curves is too skinny. It is in their genetic makeup to be curvaceous, so this one is clearly defective.

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Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
« Reply #63 on: November 30, 2012, 12:44:01 AM »
that's easy.

"who ya texting beautiful, boyfriend?"

throws it right on the table. if she says no she likes you, if she says yes she don't

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Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
« Reply #64 on: November 30, 2012, 01:11:34 AM »
that's easy.

"who ya texting beautiful, boyfriend?"

throws it right on the table. if she says no she likes you, if she says yes she don't

x3!

Women are the ultimate giver of signs. Everything is a sign of whether they like you or not.

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Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
« Reply #65 on: November 30, 2012, 01:19:16 AM »
"Eat something"

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Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
« Reply #66 on: November 30, 2012, 01:20:33 AM »
Is that you GH15?

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Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
« Reply #67 on: November 30, 2012, 03:59:45 AM »
Just give her the romantic left hook of peace and she is all yours

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Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
« Reply #68 on: November 30, 2012, 07:43:11 AM »
walk up to her, look her in the eye and in a deep confident voice tell her "You gonna get fucked"

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Re: You see this beautiful creature waiting for the bus...
« Reply #69 on: November 30, 2012, 02:41:00 PM »
walk up to her, look her in the eye and in a deep confident voice tell her "You gonna get fucked"

Nice