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Roger Bacon

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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #25 on: November 27, 2012, 09:01:44 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on November 27, 2012, 09:01:00 PM
Interesting. Now give me your white women.

Wiggs, you know comments like that bother me...  >:(





























 :D
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2012, 09:03:12 PM »
Quote from: P.I.P on November 27, 2012, 09:01:44 PM
Wiggs, you know comments like that bother me...  >:(




























 :D

lol
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #27 on: November 27, 2012, 09:05:28 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on November 27, 2012, 08:58:25 PM
How would I know the answer to that?

you are black
do women
yawn while
you perform
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #28 on: November 27, 2012, 09:11:30 PM »
Quote from: Maddy on November 27, 2012, 09:05:28 PM
you are black
do women
yawn while
you perform

Yes, but I'm not speaking for my entire race and don't have access to their past sexual trysts. If you couldn't tell from my past epic adventures I've shared here, I'm pretty fucking  awesome in the sack.  Yeah, I know, what guy says he's not? Well I'm Wiggs and I post on Getbig how the fuck are you?
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #29 on: November 27, 2012, 09:13:54 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on November 27, 2012, 09:11:30 PM
Yes, but I'm not speaking for my entire race and don't have access to their past sexual trysts. If you couldn't tell from my past epic adventures I've shared here, I'm pretty fucking  awesome in the sack.  Yeah, I know, what guy says he's not? Well I'm Wiggs and I post on Getbig how the fuck are you?

im fine
thanks for
asking
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #30 on: November 27, 2012, 10:03:26 PM »
I learned that seeing a girl suck cum through a straw turns me on.
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #31 on: November 27, 2012, 10:14:48 PM »
Quote from: Bevo on November 27, 2012, 07:26:31 PM
Blacks are better than whites  :D

quite the reverse  ;D
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #32 on: November 27, 2012, 10:39:32 PM »
What I've learnt from porn and the Ronnie Coleman's ex thread is now every time I have sex, I have to put on a fukcing 2 hour show and pretend i'm performing some sort a sexual Art class.
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #33 on: November 27, 2012, 11:26:09 PM »
Average life expectancy of a porn star is 37 years old.
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Roger Bacon

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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #34 on: November 27, 2012, 11:44:18 PM »
Anyone ever fuck a girl to orgasm standing up, holding her (with her kind of sitting in your hands, legs going around the sides of your waist)?

???
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #35 on: November 28, 2012, 12:44:45 AM »
"spread your asshole baby" is a perfectly good phrase for foreplay.
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #36 on: November 28, 2012, 01:14:40 AM »
- Porn is like bodybuilding: all you need to perform is a bonnet and a pair of trainers/white socks
- There is a reason why you can press the Alt+tab keys with just the left hand
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #37 on: November 28, 2012, 03:52:46 AM »
Quote from: P.I.P on November 27, 2012, 11:44:18 PM
Anyone ever fuck a girl to orgasm standing up, holding her (with her kind of sitting in your hands, legs going around the sides of your waist)?

???

Oh yeah, all the time. Did it just a few minutes ago. You haven't? lol
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #38 on: November 28, 2012, 04:04:02 AM »
Quote from: GoneAway on November 28, 2012, 03:52:46 AM
Oh yeah, all the time. Did it just a few minutes ago. You haven't? lol

I just did the same...she was leaking cum before i even got her back on her two feet... :P
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #39 on: November 28, 2012, 04:04:56 AM »
Oh and i learned that German goo girls like teh goo.... :P
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #40 on: November 28, 2012, 04:07:22 AM »
I've also learnt that jerking off to porn has saved me a bit of money. No desire to hit after the release. DVD goes back into my hiding spot and on with the day. ;)
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #41 on: November 28, 2012, 04:09:55 AM »
You have to hide your porn?...from who?...your mom or your girl?
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #42 on: November 28, 2012, 04:20:54 AM »
that for a buck women are willing to fuck old ugly dudes and even kiss with them lick their assholes and let them pee in their mouths.
the world is so fucked up.
women have no pride.
they have no idea that they are branded for life.
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #43 on: November 28, 2012, 04:21:15 AM »
I've learnt that it's perfectly normal to not give a fuck about STDs even when fucking someone you've known for less than 10 minutes.

That women's feelings are irrelevant, they all lie anyway; proof is she might say she enjoys those 9 inches in her ass, her face says otherwise.

A real hunk always performs as if there's an audience watching.
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #44 on: November 28, 2012, 04:49:14 AM »
Quote from: Euro-monster on November 28, 2012, 04:09:55 AM
You have to hide your porn?...from who?...your mom or your girl?

I live in my parents basement... You don't? ;)

This is me, btw.
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #45 on: November 28, 2012, 04:52:37 AM »
coming on her face is awesome
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #46 on: November 28, 2012, 05:00:12 AM »
how many getbiggesr would admit that their Girlfriend is a famous Pornstar
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #47 on: November 28, 2012, 06:37:05 AM »
that chicks really dig sperm.
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #48 on: November 28, 2012, 06:43:05 AM »
Quote from: The_Punisher on November 28, 2012, 05:00:12 AM
how many getbiggesr would admit that their Girlfriend is a famous Pornstar

Grant Micheals ;D
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Re: What have you learned from porn?
« Reply #49 on: November 28, 2012, 06:45:39 AM »
Most women in the real world like to be treated like women in porn. Ive tried many things in these movies since they have corrupted my mind with positive results, no std
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