when i make a post on facebook i get no comments

[Earl1972]

people do not get my humor.

only getbig does 

add "ikaloup" and you'll get plenty of comments

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[Mothballs]

ok get 99% of the forum to take a current picture.. you have all seeen my abs in their absolute prime and there is NO ONE on this forum with better abs than me I will guarantee that when I am dieted down and right now I am willing to bet there is only a very few number of guys who can even beat me.

just a heads up  for now

Pics of you at 240 with "abs" baldie.

Oh and you'd need 100% of the board to post pics if you say that you have better abs then 99% of the board.

Thought you were supposed to be some type of smart drug addicted bodybuilding douche.

[booty]

I was going to make a status post that I feel like a white aboriginal.  But I will probably offend too many people..haha 

[Danny-Boy]

What many here in a bodybuilding forum do not understand or will endlessly debate over are the criteria for "best abs".  Simply because one wins bodybuilding competitions according to its current criteria does not mean he has the "best LOOKING abs"  By this, I mean by the subjectivity of mainstream observation.  Majority of competitors are now exhibiting shredded abdominals w/ deeper separation...BUT at the cost of the abs being larger/blockier in appearance w/ thicker skin (causing the protruding look)... This is exactly why I believe mainstream America has turned away from bodybuilding during this current generation..Women were once attracted to the older bodybuilders when their abs exhibited "THINNER" skin.    Current GH induced abs totally takes away from the aesthetic appearance--looking more unnatural and less appealing to the eye. Genetics play a major role in aesthetic shape that has allowed certain individuals to always have better looking abs than a competitive bodybuilder-regardless of conditioning level and muscular development... Tapping into the GH induced look has undermined the mentality of many--especially here..   A thicker waist girth is naturally unappealing and increases the mainstream belief that what was attained was made possible by less hard-work n more drugs..... sucks but a true belief that many of us meatheads do not want to believe..... abs in relation to shoulder ratio and overall structure makes all the difference in how good your abs really look to the public eye/perception...    I'm not the biggest fan of Greg Plitt's physique (don't know if i spelled his name correctly)  but can tell u that the majority of women will find his abs to look better than Matt's abs any day of the week--even though he can get them conditioned a whole 2-3 % lower. This automatic subjectivity is actually mapped out within our peripheral subconscious.... art is art... who would have Michaelangelo carved out?

[Danny-Boy]

btw matt -- this is def no knock on ur competitive development.  u do what it takes to win...  just attempting to differentiate perceptions of what people find "best"  according to which audience u are speaking to

[Jadeveon Clowney]

I was going to make a status post that I feel like a white aboriginal.  But I will probably offend too many people..haha 

haha

[SF1900]

I'd put $5,000 on me having better abs at 5'8 240 right now than 99% of the forum. Would you like to take this bet? I may look chubby but I am far from fat . Actually you will be able to see a nice ab shot of mine in my in the iron asylum video I videod on Wednesday. I have a full six pack, almost year round now.

Guess what? Most people couldn't careless that you have better abs than 99% of us here. At first you were a cool poster, but now you're coming off sounding like an idiot. Seriously, do you think I care that you have better abs than me? What, are you 6 years old or something?

[canyon]

A trained fighter will ALWAYS kick the living crap out of an untrained fighter.

Its like saying that any black guy over 6'5 can beat anyone in basketballl just because they are tall and black. Its just not the case.

Why all the tough guy talk? I carry concealed on me at all times and would shoot one of these skinny tough guy negros in the face and win.
Another thing is, who the f*ck fights fair in a street or bar brawl? The two times I have had to do this in a bar I cheated. Once i loosened the salt shaker and filled my hand with salt, as guy was approaching i tossed salt at his eyes then stomped him with my boots in the head after he fell to ground from me headbutting in the face after he took the salt to eyes....The other time I had a guy square up talking his MMA shit, I locked up with him and used my steroid muscle to drive him over a table and then clocked him in the head with a beer bottle and split this guys head, probably needed 50 stitches.

[syntaxmachine]

Anything less than 50 likes for me is a failure.. here is a recent successful one of mine.

The idiom about winners in the Special Olympics applies to your being great at garnering Facebook likes.

ok get 99% of the forum to take...blah blah blah manly posturing on internet blah blah blah

You get a job yet?

I carry concealed on me at all times and would shoot one of these skinny tough guy negros in the face and win.
Another thing is, who the f*ck fights fair in a street or bar brawl? The two times I have had to do this in a bar I cheated. Once i loosened the salt shaker and filled my hand with salt, as guy was approaching i tossed salt at his eyes then stomped him with my boots in the head after he fell to ground from me headbutting in the face after he took the salt to eyes....The other time I had a guy square up talking his MMA shit, I locked up with him and used my steroid muscle to drive him over a table and then clocked him in the head with a beer bottle and split this guys head, probably needed 50 stitches.

Why all the tough guy talk?

Good question!

[booty]

Guess what? Most people couldn't careless that you have better abs than 99% of us here. At first you were a cool poster, but now you're coming off sounding like an idiot. Seriously, do you think I care that you have better abs than me? What, are you 6 years old or something?

We know that you are intelligent. 

[Mattyh7688]

Pics of you at 240 with "abs" baldie.

Oh and you'd need 100% of the board to post pics if you say that you have better abs then 99% of the board.

Thought you were supposed to be some type of smart drug addicted bodybuilding douche.

I was actually 244 in this picture.. i have the love handles and fat legs to prove it, that i will not bet on.


This was halloween at about 238 and bloofy

[Mattyh7688]

The idiom about winners in the Special Olympics applies to your being great at garnering Facebook likes.

You get a job yet?

Good question!

I currently have two offers now actually.. now I just need to decide if its detroit or pittsburgh.... two of americas nicest cities clearly   . Both start in January, but I don't have long to decide. I actually have made decent money recently writing diets for people lol. Insert retard meathead comment.. but it pays the bills, and my attention whoring/trolling helps with getting people. 

I dont even deserve to be in the special olympics.. I use to be athletic, now I am pretty much a useless retard who can lift heavy things. I went to this place filled with trampolines(it was actually packed and quite fun), I could barely dunk a basketball with it and I was shown up by 12 year olds and their back flips for hours on the trampoline, after my near heart attack after 20 minutes. 

[Mattyh7688]

Guess what? Most people couldn't careless that you have better abs than 99% of us here. At first you were a cool poster, but now you're coming off sounding like an idiot. Seriously, do you think I care that you have better abs than me? What, are you 6 years old or something?

Do you know I am not serious 90% of the time? I have been around the bodybuilding boards since 2006. I am known to stir up stuff for shits and giggles..  But seriously, send me a picture of your abs.. my porn sites are down for some reason.. need help.

[booty]

Matty you are hijacking NZMM's thread. 

[Mattyh7688]

Matty you are hijacking NZMM's thread. 

I was just trying to get him more facebook likes and comments

[Pecsellent]

Why are both your posts having a go at people? Why not write something funny

Because bodybuilder "Matt" is searching for acceptance on stage, on facebook and now on getbig, clumsily he's trying to impress us with screenshots of how many friends he has.

Both his facebook statuses were "having a go" at people because that is a sign of a person not confident in himself.

[booty]

I was just trying to get him more facebook likes and comments

It's not working. 

[Dr.J]

no facebook for me.....getbig is all i need! 

[BikiniSlut]

Those abs are pretty average fucking bodybuilding abs attention whore matt. Big ach, big mike cox, steve namat are just a few that trump you on this board.....and there are more guaranteed. Get off your high horse and go back to searching for facebook acceptance instead of getbig acceptance.

[lulu]

this whole thread shows the intelligence quotient factor of Facebook

[nzmusclemonster]

Matty you are hijacking NZMM's thread. 

Yes Booty, are you saying that Matty should stick to hijacking the cocks of a Ugandan sailors and holding them hostage in his anus?

[booty]

Yes Booty, are you saying that Matty should stick to hijacking the cocks of a Ugandan sailors and holding them hostage in his anus?

HAHA  Yes NZMM.   

[bigmc]

booty making it clear that her back doors are open for business should nz decide to come calling in this thread

[SF1900]

Do you know I am not serious 90% of the time? I have been around the bodybuilding boards since 2006. I am known to stir up stuff for shits and giggles..  But seriously, send me a picture of your abs.. my porn sites are down for some reason.. need help.

Sure you're joking 

Why do you want me to send you a picture of my abs? That is very creepy.

[che]

there is NO ONE on this forum with better abs than me I will guarantee that when I am dieted down and right now I am willing to bet there is only a very few number of guys who can even beat me.

hahaa, is this clown for real ?