That's great dude, but aren't you Egyptian? Here are a few things you should know as an American citizen:
We supported your country's dictator for 30 years
We don't give a fuck about your Palestinian brothers
Venture too far into the south or the Midwest and you WILL be probably killed
We will never look at you as an American
You WIll get harassed at the airport very time
If you're suspected of terrorism, and you look like one, we have the legal right to assassinate you, and your family, no matter where you live in the world
We are the worlds only superpower because we created third world countries to do cheap labor
We oppress the poor and hate democracy in every other country
We don't give a shit about the rest of the world
If another 9/11 happens, you WILL be vacationing at an interment camp
But congrats and welcome to the U S A!
GETBIG....
After living in the US for 15 years (Half of my life).... today I officially became an American citizen!! BIG AMERICAN ACH!
I've said this many times and I will say it again, I absolutely love this country, I've met some amazing people here, learned a lot of great things, been given so many opportunities, and really feel that this country has contributed so much to the person that I am today!
Many people these days think that its cool to bash the US, but I've never felt this way, I've been all over the world and can truly say I see how good people have it here! This country really offers people a lot, and its up to you to seize it and make the most of it! I was not given the luxury to be born here and decided to be a citizen by choice....... and I can honestly say I have never been happier than I am today!
I really love and admire everything that this country stands for, I'm ecstatic to be part of it, and I am truly happy to finally be able to say, I AM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!
