Author Topic: 4 guys just stepped up to me.. (Read 5617 times)

Army of One · « **on:** November 30, 2012, 02:05:05 PM »

But then I told them I had 'ground game' and they all got scared and ran off

chaos · « **Reply #1 on:** November 30, 2012, 02:07:25 PM »

Awesome "YourAverageCumRag" type thread here, Army of Buttcum.

Army of One · « **Reply #2 on:** November 30, 2012, 02:14:45 PM »

Quote from: chaos on November 30, 2012, 02:07:25 PM

Awesome "YourAverageCumRag" type thread here, Army of Buttcum.

are you suggesting large groups of men commonly involved in street fights have no fear of such dangerous dark arts, Cankles?

anabolichalo · « **Reply #3 on:** November 30, 2012, 02:17:37 PM »

mike tyson wud fuck u till u love him homo

Army of One · « **Reply #4 on:** November 30, 2012, 02:18:41 PM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on November 30, 2012, 02:17:37 PM

mike tyson wud fuck u till u love him homo

No ground game, he'd be like a fish out of water in a street fight

anabolichalo · « **Reply #5 on:** November 30, 2012, 02:21:33 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on November 30, 2012, 02:18:41 PM

No ground game, he'd be like a fish out of water in a street fight

yes because street fight is 99% "ground fighting"

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 30, 2012, 02:23:33 PM »

I just stepped to 5 guys...

And ordered a burger and fries.

Knooger · « **Reply #7 on:** November 30, 2012, 02:24:39 PM »

Nicademus · « **Reply #8 on:** November 30, 2012, 02:27:10 PM »

If they were smart they would have let you utilize your "ground game" on one guy. Then the other 3 could have started whoopin' that ass.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #9 on:** November 30, 2012, 02:48:15 PM »

Just throw them a basketball. You'll be fine

Army of One · « **Reply #10 on:** November 30, 2012, 04:25:27 PM »

Quote from: Nicademus on November 30, 2012, 02:27:10 PM

If they were smart they would have let you utilize your "ground game" on one guy. Then the other 3 could have started whoopin' that ass.

BS, ground game has no weaknesses, when your head is buried between your opponents legs its impossible to be knocked out by other foes

Metabolic · « **Reply #11 on:** November 30, 2012, 04:26:29 PM »

By "ground game" do you mean that you know lots of varied and entertaining ways of having sexual intercourse with men?

magikusar · « **Reply #12 on:** November 30, 2012, 04:28:58 PM »

lol

did you show them your war face?

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #13 on:** November 30, 2012, 04:29:53 PM »

Quote from: Metabolic on November 30, 2012, 04:26:29 PM

By "ground game" do you mean that you know lots of varied and entertaining ways of having sexual intercourse with men?

Yes clearly his ground game involves knee pads and a lot of semen slurping.

Army of One · « **Reply #14 on:** November 30, 2012, 04:31:03 PM »

Quote from: magikusar on November 30, 2012, 04:28:58 PM

lol

did you show them your war face?

No, but they caught a glance at my AnimalPak tattoo and I could see the fear dripping off their brows

WOOO · « **Reply #15 on:** November 30, 2012, 04:35:39 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on November 30, 2012, 04:31:03 PM

No, but they caught a glance at my AnimalPak tattoo and I could see the fear dripping off their brows

hahahahahaha

tacobender · « **Reply #16 on:** November 30, 2012, 04:48:31 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on November 30, 2012, 02:05:05 PM

But then I ~~told them I had 'ground game' and they all got scared and ran off~~ GOT CRACKED AND JUST NOW WOKE UP

FIXED

chaos · « **Reply #17 on:** November 30, 2012, 04:52:29 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on November 30, 2012, 02:14:45 PM

are you suggesting large groups of men commonly involved in street fights have no fear of such dangerous dark arts, Cankles?

Not on getbig where everyone is a fight expert, I would never.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #18 on:** November 30, 2012, 04:56:07 PM »

In all fairness about Tyson, if you could poke him in the eyes before he has a chance to do anything, I think he would crumble. The Hierarchy has already feed him a bunch of drugs to use him to pussy down America. I think Tyson probably cry if you kicked him as hard as you could in the balls.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #19 on:** November 30, 2012, 04:56:43 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on November 30, 2012, 04:56:07 PM

In all fairness about Tyson, if you could poke him in the eyes before he has a chance to do anything, I think he would crumble. The Hierarchy has already feed him a bunch of drugs to use him to pussy down America. I think Tyson probably cry if you kicked him as hard as you could in the balls.

But young reptilian Tyson would have laughed in your face.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 01, 2012, 05:13:35 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on November 30, 2012, 04:31:03 PM

No, but they caught a glance at my AnimalPak tattoo and I could see the fear dripping off their brows

You know that this guy is skilled in the arts of "fisticuffs" looking like that. The tattoo and armpose says it all.

MikMaq · « **Reply #21 on:** December 01, 2012, 05:27:57 AM »

Quote from: airosol on November 30, 2012, 02:48:15 PM

Just throw them a basketball. You'll be fine

Are you trying to suggest that your more likely to get jumped by a pack of inner city kids, And that suburban kids don't pull that shit?

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #22 on:** December 01, 2012, 05:36:30 AM »

By "ground game" do you mean curling up on the ground in the fetal position and sobbing uncontrollably?

anabolichalo · « **Reply #23 on:** December 01, 2012, 05:39:15 AM »

Quote from: RAtard on December 01, 2012, 05:27:57 AM

Are you trying to suggest that your more likely to get jumped by a pack of inner city kids, And that suburban kids don't pull that shit?

suburban kids who want to go down the path of pointless violence tend to attack defenseless hobos

mdn250 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 01, 2012, 07:45:26 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on November 30, 2012, 02:18:41 PM

No ground game, he'd be like a fish out of water in a street fight

I love BJJ. I trained at Serra BJJ when I had a year off between finishing a project. My friend teaches there and is very very good on the ground. I really respect that art its so amazing how technical it is.

HOWEVER, I am sorry to say this, but half of the guys who spend their lives on the ground do not know there is something called a right cross,left hook,overhand right, or let alone a jab. There is a difference between BJJ and being an elite fighter who has his main backround in BJJ. Like Nogueria, Mir, Serra, Penn, Wanderlei, etc.

Remember how many guys would come into their first fight and get demolioshed? Then like Werdum they learned standup and did well.

Streetfights are not going to be in an octogan like UFC or ring like Pride. No -no strike- rule like ADCC or the other top BJJ competitions. You know?

Different outcome in almost every account. MMA, fight the guys 10 times 9 out of 10 to the better fighter. Put them in a parking lot and say kill each other...would you honestly bet all your money on someone because his BJJ skill?

MDN

Author Topic: 4 guys just stepped up to me.. (Read 5617 times)

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