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Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« on: December 02, 2012, 06:25:35 PM »


I would put everyone on welfare, Section 8, food stamps, who has obamaphone, etc through this 

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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2012, 07:08:24 PM »
classic
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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2012, 07:11:23 PM »
Which getbigger is Gunnery Sergeant Hartman? Private Pyle? Joker?

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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2012, 07:13:58 PM »
Which getbigger is Gunnery Sergeant Hartman? Private Pyle? Joker?


Benny is private snowball. 

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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2012, 07:16:39 PM »
Benny is private snowball. 

hahahahaha!!!

You're  Hartman atleast of the Political Board.

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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2012, 07:18:52 PM »
Perfectly coherent idea absolutely nothing could go wrong.
































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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2012, 07:19:40 PM »
Perfectly coherent idea absolutely nothing could go wrong.

































lol

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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2012, 07:24:09 PM »
Ha ha.    I think I look like that when trying to pass a big turd.


Perfectly coherent idea absolutely nothing could go wrong.

































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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2012, 07:29:38 PM »


I would put everyone on welfare, Section 8, food stamps, who has obamaphone, etc through this 

You climb obstacles like old people fuck! ;D

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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2012, 07:48:55 PM »


I would put everyone on welfare, Section 8, food stamps, who has obamaphone, etc through this 



um... you are a fatty sir... you would never survive the military

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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2012, 07:52:24 PM »


um... you are a fatty sir... you would never survive the military


Lol.   I did boot camp and will out PT 95% on this site right now.   

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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2012, 10:15:10 PM »
Sensational movie!

Kubrick was an outstanding director.

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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2012, 11:47:58 PM »


I would put everyone on welfare, Section 8, food stamps, who has obamaphone, etc through this 

Agreed !!!!!!

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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2012, 11:49:32 PM »

I would put everyone on welfare, Section 8, food stamps, who has obamaphone, etc through this 

Agreed.

Or mandatory military service for 2 years.

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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2012, 12:50:54 AM »
Best movie sequence ever.
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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2012, 12:54:20 AM »
Which getbigger is Gunnery Sergeant Hartman? Private Pyle? Joker?


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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2012, 12:55:59 AM »
Agreed.

Or mandatory military service for 2 years.

Brilliant idea. Let's take 40 million deadbeats, and get them into great physical shape and teach them how to use weapons and tactics correctly. If you want the proletariat to rise, then that's the way to do it.

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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2012, 01:00:51 AM »

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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2012, 09:39:55 AM »
It's funny, in the military a guy like Private Pyle is considered super obese, but look at average American population and he is ripped comparably. 

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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2012, 10:36:35 AM »
Brilliant idea. Let's take 40 million deadbeats, and get them into great physical shape and teach them how to use weapons and tactics correctly. If you want the proletariat to rise, then that's the way to do it.

How about tierd service..You only get combat training if you are formally enlisted for 4 years, but if mandatory civiallian service you get to do "support"..load trucks, mess hall etc.

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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2012, 01:31:26 PM »
Brilliant idea. Let's take 40 million deadbeats, and get them into great physical shape and teach them how to use weapons and tactics correctly. If you want the proletariat to rise, then that's the way to do it.
Who would want to lead/supervise a bunch of dick heads forced into service?  They would have to allow physical punishment, and the military jails would be overrun with malingering bastards a well.

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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2012, 03:36:08 PM »
If I'm goning to die for a word. . . then that word is Pontang.
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Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp
« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2012, 03:44:30 PM »


I would put everyone on welfare, Section 8, food stamps, who has obamaphone, etc through this 

you know what?...you're stupid but you might have a point...maybe all men who want foodstamps, welfare, etc must sign up for two yrs mandatory military service.....then upon release you can get your benefits

however, this would fuck up the military.....you would have a lot of no good malcontents and insubordinate assholes