Author Topic: man is possessed by a gay demon in church... (Read 9204 times)

Knooger · « **Reply #1 on:** December 03, 2012, 03:06:13 PM »

Couldn't watch, can't tolerate religious crap.

WOOO · « **Reply #2 on:** December 03, 2012, 03:06:39 PM »

not watching... american'ts are nuts

Parker · « **Reply #3 on:** December 03, 2012, 03:07:34 PM »

So, basically a dude allowed a gay spirit from the Astral Plane to have access to his body so that he could enjoy the feeling of back door sex one last time?

bradistani · « **Reply #4 on:** December 03, 2012, 03:09:26 PM »

Quote from: Parker on December 03, 2012, 03:07:34 PM

So, basically a dude allowed a gay spirit from the Astral Plane to have access to his body so that he could enjoy the feeling of back door sex one last time?

i'm just staggered that they all managed to keep a straight face

Knooger · « **Reply #5 on:** December 03, 2012, 03:10:33 PM »

Quote from: bradistani on December 03, 2012, 03:09:26 PM

i'm just staggered that they all managed to keep a straight face

Nominated for best pun of 2012.

Iceman1981 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 03, 2012, 08:03:56 PM »

Give him an Oscar.

BigCyp · « **Reply #7 on:** December 04, 2012, 01:24:06 AM »

Derek Anthony would make an excellent Gay spirit when he dies

JasonH · « **Reply #8 on:** December 04, 2012, 01:24:48 AM »

Ahahaha, religious fools.

pedro01 · « **Reply #9 on:** December 04, 2012, 01:35:24 AM »

lol @ the youtube comment....

"Obviously fake.
If he was really possessed by a gay Demon, it would not have allowed him to wear that vest/shirt combo."

Army of One · « **Reply #10 on:** December 04, 2012, 01:46:34 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on December 04, 2012, 01:24:06 AM

Derek Anthony would make an excellent Gay spirit when he dies

wouldnt work, Derek is only used to having men inside him

BigCyp · « **Reply #11 on:** December 04, 2012, 01:51:30 AM »

Quote from: Army of One on December 04, 2012, 01:46:34 AM

wouldnt work, Derek is only used to having men inside him

Hahaha yes, good point my friend.

I'm sure he will adapt quickly to the notion of slipping inside an unsuspecting male though

Army of One · « **Reply #12 on:** December 04, 2012, 01:53:40 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on December 04, 2012, 01:51:30 AM

Hahaha yes, good point my friend.

I'm sure he will adapt quickly to the notion of slipping inside an unsuspecting male though

Maybe Spirit Jimmy Saville can give him some surprise sex tips

mass243 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 04, 2012, 01:55:27 AM »

Good to see at least some Americans respect the traditional - proven for thousands of years - values and want to help the fallen ones.

The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom: a good understanding have all they that do his commandments: his praise endureth for ever.

bigbadwolfe · « **Reply #14 on:** December 04, 2012, 02:00:16 AM »

Sad thing is I have seen this BS play out in front of my eyes and use to be one of them fools with my hands in the air. Glory Hallelujah Raise your name on High Praise you Jesus! Jesus just sucked the Homosexuality out of this guy! Hahaha WTF ever notice how small the crowd actually was once they panned out? Staged worse then some of the shit I've ever seen.

Word got back to me about 2 yrs after I left our church that our pastor's wife walked in on him fucking his secreteary. She was super short and he was railing her doggy style over the desk while she stood on a stack of bibles. True Story!!!!

Army of One · « **Reply #15 on:** December 04, 2012, 02:02:29 AM »

Quote from: bigbadwolfe on December 04, 2012, 02:00:16 AM

Sad thing is I have seen this BS play out in front of my eyes and use to be one of them fools with my hands in the air. Glory Hallelujah Raise your name on High Praise you Jesus! Jesus just sucked the Homosexuality out of this guy! Hahaha WTF ever notice how small the crowd actually was once they panned out? Staged worse then some of the shit I've ever seen.

Word got back to me about 2 yrs after I left our church that our pastor's wife walked in on him fucking his secreteary. She was super short and he was railing her doggy style over the desk while she stood on a stack of bibles. True Story!!!!

Nice, Bible Style, could catch on

BigCyp · « **Reply #16 on:** December 04, 2012, 02:05:12 AM »

Quote from: bigbadwolfe on December 04, 2012, 02:00:16 AM

Sad thing is I have seen this BS play out in front of my eyes and use to be one of them fools with my hands in the air. Glory Hallelujah Raise your name on High Praise you Jesus! Jesus just sucked the Homosexuality out of this guy! Hahaha WTF ever notice how small the crowd actually was once they panned out? Staged worse then some of the shit I've ever seen.

Word got back to me about 2 yrs after I left our church that our pastor's wife walked in on him fucking his secreteary. She was super short and he was railing her doggy style over the desk while she stood on a stack of bibles. True Story!!!!

No matter how much sin you get involved in to try and numb God's convicting voice, Jesus will welcome you back into His church in an instant. You can run but you can't hide Wolfe!

Bad Boy Dazza · « **Reply #17 on:** December 04, 2012, 02:06:04 AM »

Praise God!

Army of One · « **Reply #18 on:** December 04, 2012, 02:06:42 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on December 04, 2012, 02:05:12 AM

No matter how much sin you get involved in to try and numb God's convicting voice, Jesus will welcome you back into His church in an instant. You can run but you can't hide Wolfe!

Mexican Bodybuilder Jesus Jesus Roberto Platero Salcido to keep it BB related, nice bulky glutes considering he's light enough to walk on water

BigCyp · « **Reply #19 on:** December 04, 2012, 02:08:30 AM »

Hahaha

bigbadwolfe · « **Reply #20 on:** December 04, 2012, 02:09:00 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on December 04, 2012, 02:05:12 AM

No matter how much sin you get involved in to try and numb God's convicting voice, Jesus will welcome you back into His church in an instant. You can run but you can't hide Wolfe!

Glory Hallelujah I think this thread just moved me, I can feel it deep inside me to my inner core! Oh Wait I just farted, Damn I thought it was Jesus

Army of One · « **Reply #21 on:** December 04, 2012, 02:11:30 AM »

Quote from: bigbadwolfe on December 04, 2012, 02:09:00 AM

Glory Hallelujah I think this thread just moved me, I can feel it deep inside me to my inner core! Oh Wait I just farted, Damn I thought it was Jesus

Did you keep the weight off?Any more pics of your hot woman?

BigCyp · « **Reply #22 on:** December 04, 2012, 02:11:46 AM »

Quote from: bigbadwolfe on December 04, 2012, 02:09:00 AM

Glory Hallelujah I think this thread just moved me, I can feel it deep inside me to my inner core! Oh Wait I just farted, Damn I thought it was Jesus

Post quoted for judgement day

Army of One · « **Reply #23 on:** December 04, 2012, 02:12:29 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on December 04, 2012, 02:11:46 AM

Post quoted for judgement day

Cyp, comments on this Jesus?

bigbadwolfe · « **Reply #24 on:** December 04, 2012, 02:13:10 AM »

I have gotten very Cynical about religion the last 12 yrs becasue of the hypocrites like this video. I repsect folks and their religions just dont give me the Juice, well unless it is in a syringe and will add a 100 pounds to my bench