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Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« on: December 04, 2012, 02:21:47 PM »
1. The Bible
2. The Art of War (lol)
3. The Art of Seduction
4. Tragedy and Hope (Caroll Quigley)
5. The Complete works of William Shakespeare
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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2012, 02:24:25 PM »
Blacks I Met While Yachting
A Female's Guide To Logical Thinking.
A Compendium Of Italian Nobel Prize Winners
A Guide To Australian Etiquette
Ethiopian Tips On World Dominance.

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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2012, 02:26:56 PM »
Blacks I Met While Yachting
A Female's Guide To Logical Thinking.
A Compendium Of Italian Nobel Prize Winners
A Guide To Australian Etiquette
Ethiopian Tips On World Dominance.

Not big on books huh Kwon?
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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2012, 02:28:20 PM »
Not big on books huh Kwon?
I read alot of books when younger.

Those five books are they only ones you need though.


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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2012, 02:29:43 PM »
The Republic
Phenomenology of Spirit
Beyond Good and Evil
Les Particules élémentaires
The Lord of The Rings (whole saga, if not possible, the trilogy) on second thought, Ulises by Joyce.


Also "the complete works" of Gayspeare is cheating.

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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2012, 02:30:08 PM »
I read alot of books when younger.

Those five books are they only ones you need though.



Yes, I did choose a fine selection, didn't I.
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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2012, 02:31:36 PM »


1) The Odyssey or Parallel Lives
2) King Lear or Hamlet
3) War and Peace or the Brothers Karamazov or Crime and Punishment
4) 1984 or Animal Farm or Fahrenheit 451
5) The Old Man and the Sea or The Grapes or Wrath



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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2012, 02:33:49 PM »
the bernard manning blue joke book
the joy of sex
kerry katona - still standing
botham's book of the ashes: a lifetime love affair with cricket's greatest rivalry
the truth behind the muscle - the nasser el sonbaty story

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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2012, 02:34:39 PM »
1.1984
2.hagakure
3.sun also rises
4.common sense
5.rise and fall of the Roman Empire

I was looking for a mix of literature, philosophy and history
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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2012, 02:36:47 PM »
The Republic
Phenomenology of Spirit
Beyond Good and Evil
Les Particules élémentaires
The Lord of The Rings (whole saga, if not possible, the trilogy) on second thought, Ulises by Joyce.


Also "the complete works" of Gayspeare is cheating.

if you're going to get all heavy on us, you should at least make an effort to spell the title right, heavy D>

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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2012, 02:37:16 PM »


1) The Odyssey or Parallel Lives
2) King Lear or Hamlet
3) War and Peace or the Brothers Karamazov or Crime and Punishment
4) 1984 or Animal Farm or Fahrenheit 451
5) The Old Man and the Sea or The Grapes or Wrath





fuck the bible

There's no need to get apprehensive and insult the Holy Book.  If you don't like it, keep it yourself, but insulting ones religion or the book from which they derive their ideas is primitive, and conduct unbecoming a gentleman. In addition, I'd appreciate if this thread stay on peoples list and not this, because we all know the power religion does to threads.
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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2012, 02:38:33 PM »



 







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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2012, 02:41:15 PM »
There's no need to get apprehensive and insult the Holy Book.  If you don't like it, keep it yourself, but insulting ones religion or where they get the ideas behind their religion is primitive, and conduct unbecoming a gentleman. In addition, I'd appreciate if this thread stay on peoples list and not this, because we all know the power religion does to threads.

I edited my quote because you're right, it was disrespectful (also, you asked nicely). However, just by including the book on your list you will spark a huge debate anyway.

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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2012, 02:41:37 PM »
if you're going to get all heavy on us, you should at least make an effort to spell the title right, heavy D>

In spanish its written with an "i" so pardon me, Chomsky.

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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2012, 02:46:04 PM »
Don't know if Ulysses is worth all that much. I went to an exhibition in London a few years ago. They had first editions of the book, taken from Joyce's relatives. You could see most of the book was in pristine condition, only a few pages were turned, his relatives just didn't give a fuck.

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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2012, 02:47:26 PM »

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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2012, 02:49:46 PM »
ulysses is a decent book - worth reading for the three months in your life during which you think you're an intellectual.

also, spanish scholar, why the fuck would you leave a spanish edition for posterity when half of joyce's cleverness works only in english?

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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2012, 02:51:02 PM »
Superb choice, Brother Nails.

thank you Dr Chimp!

i would also throw in this Master Piece of a painting i saw at the New York Museum the painting is about 8feet tall 6 feet wide






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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2012, 02:51:23 PM »
Playboy
Penthouse
Cheri
Hustler
Colt ( for the Bays )

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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2012, 02:53:33 PM »
Guiness World Records 2003-2007

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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2012, 02:55:09 PM »
Encyclopedia Britannica Volumes A , G , M , Q and X

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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2012, 02:58:46 PM »
ulysses is a decent book - worth reading for the three months in your life during which you think you're an intellectual.

also, spanish scholar, why the fuck would you leave a spanish edition for posterity when half of joyce's cleverness works only in english?

You are dense as a fucking rock.  I didn't intend to leave the spanish edition, I posted without proof-reading and didn't notice that I posted the first thing that came to mind (the spanish title without translating). ::)


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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2012, 03:06:52 PM »
You are dense as a fucking rock.  I didn't intend to leave the spanish edition, I posted without proof-reading and didn't notice that I posted the first thing that came to mind (the spanish title without translating). ::)



next time, please take a second to proof your post.  thanks in advance.

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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2012, 03:10:13 PM »
next time, please take a second to proof your post.  thanks in advance.
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Re: Top five books you'd leave for humanity.
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2012, 03:31:16 PM »
1) Arnold: The Education of a Bodybuilder
2) Beef It
3) Anabolic Reference Guide
4) Underground Steroid Handbook
5) World Anabolic Review
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