hefner's bitch

[bradistani]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2243092/Hugh-Hefner-Crystal-Harris-pick-wedding-licence-ahead-New-Years-Eve-ceremony.html

he's 86, she's 26. it'd be like getting mauled by a corpse.. old people have that old people funk about them that no amount of money can cover up. the smell of slow decay, stale piss and death.


It's back on: Apparently Crystal Harris has realised she can't live without Hugh Hefner and their cancelled wedding is back on for New Year's Eve


Jetset: Crystal enjoys a luxurious lifestyle with the wealthy magazine proprietor


Custody battle: Hugh Hefner is in a bitter custody battle with his runaway Playboy bride Crystal Harris over their pet dog Charlie


No turn on: Crystal said that Hef didn't do it for her after the first split

[Archer77]

Dementia or loneliness?  Why marry them.  He's probably trying to keep appearances.  His pecker died years ago

[nzmusclemonster]

Dude looks good for 86.

[anabolichalo]

he's some sort of sad joke despite all his money isnt he

[El Diablo Blanco]

The scent of money covers it all up 

[Nails]

[tom joad]

with his wealth and fame, he can't do better than that?

[da_vinci]

Ballin'..

[Archer77]

with his wealth and fame, he can't do better than that?

How much money does he really have at this point?  Print is dying and playboy circulation is shrinking faster than a dick in a ice bath.  Porn is free these days

[Tre]

with his wealth and fame, he can't do better than that?

Truth, that's an old, busted-looking 26.

Brutal mannish-face on that chick(?).

[Nails]

people that been to the Mansion say its fucking run down and a fucking dump, its a total Smoke and Mirrors kinda place

[Grape Ape]

Guy is a fucking legend.  No hate.

[tommywishbone]

he's some sort of sad joke despite all his money isnt he

this.   dude hasn't had a boner since 1990.

[Kwon_2]

How much money does he really have at this point?  Print is dying and playboy circulation is shrinking faster than a dick in a ice bath.  Porn is free these days

Didn't he follow the Internet-revolution?

[Mattyh7688]

How much money does he really have at this point?  Print is dying and playboy circulation is shrinking faster than a dick in a ice bath.  Porn is free these days

This was his monthly income in 2009 that he needed to file for his divorce
Monthly income:

– Salary from Playboy: $116,667
– Social Security: $1,896
– Dividends and interest: $121,099
– Rental property: $17,058
– Income from HMH Productions: $15,808
– Pensions and retirement: $413
– Other miscellaneous income: $17,639

–Total monthly income: $290,580

Other Assets:

– $306,548 in cash
– $36,802,558 in stocks and bonds
– $6,122,990 in a joint account with an unnamed person

– Total assets (including Playboy stock and property): $43,232,096

[Archer77]

Didn't he follow the Internet-revolution?

I don't know but I can't imagine anyone would pay to see soft core when hard core is available in abundance for free.

[Obvious Gimmick]

Dude looks good for 86.

Saw him in Vegas about 2 years ago. He's a fucking wreck. Can't walk, drooled, oblivious to world around him. They must give him meth before he goes on tv to look that good

[El Diablo Blanco]

This was his monthly income in 2009 that he needed to file for his divorce
Monthly income:

– Salary from Playboy: $116,667
– Social Security: $1,896
– Dividends and interest: $121,099
– Rental property: $17,058
– Income from HMH Productions: $15,808
– Pensions and retirement: $413
– Other miscellaneous income: $17,639

–Total monthly income: $290,580

Other Assets:

– $306,548 in cash
– $36,802,558 in stocks and bonds
– $6,122,990 in a joint account with an unnamed person

– Total assets (including Playboy stock and property): $43,232,096

That sounds like a lot and is for most people but for all of the time spent on Playboy you'd think he would be a hundred millionaire or a billionaire.  People have made $100 million of more on worst ideas and products.

Fuck, Taylor Swift reportedly made $45 million last year.

[Nails]

Fucking Corpse Looks like a mix of the Walking Dead and Weekend at Bernies

[The Abdominal Snoman]

This was his monthly income in 2009 that he needed to file for his divorce
Monthly income:

– Salary from Playboy: $116,667
– Social Security: $1,896
– Dividends and interest: $121,099
– Rental property: $17,058
– Income from HMH Productions: $15,808
– Pensions and retirement: $413
– Other miscellaneous income: $17,639

–Total monthly income: $290,580

Other Assets:

– $306,548 in cash
– $36,802,558 in stocks and bonds
– $6,122,990 in a joint account with an unnamed person

– Total assets (including Playboy stock and property): $43,232,096

I've read somewhere that the Playboy mansion is basically a money pit and Hefner barely has enough cash to keep it afloat.

[Marty Champions]

Saw him in Vegas about 2 years ago. He's a fucking wreck. Can't walk, drooled, oblivious to world around him. They must give him meth before he goes on tv to look that good

lol

[The Abdominal Snoman]

I've read somewhere that the Playboy mansion is basically a money pit and Hefner barely has enough cash to keep it afloat.

Also that the Mansion's energy is so fcked up because all of the unreported rapes that have allegedly taken place there.

[Kwon_2]

Also that the Mansion's energy is so fcked up because all of the unreported rapes that have allegedly taken place there.

You mean the spiritual energy?

[Dr OZ]

I overheard some old farts talking  said hugh was only 73 years old  said they started lying about his age to increase followers

[Marty Champions]

he awalys seemed like a lazy peice of shit fuck that guy