Dave Palumbo
- President, CEO, Chairman of the "board", prime minister, grand wizard etc. etc.
Aron Singerman
- Editor in Chief, CFO, Vice president, deputy prime minister etc etc
- Pay raise 2 to 4 tubs of Isolyze per month
PJ Braun
- Lacky, Singerman man slave, butler, hand bag man, hanger on etc etc
- Pay raise nothing to a tub of fiberlyze