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Single Guys
« on: December 10, 2012, 08:25:10 PM »
Looking around my housemansion I am thinking I need to spruce it up a bit if I am to have a woman group of super models over.  Who would you turn to in order to decorate it?

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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2012, 08:26:18 PM »
Quote from: Krankenstein on December 10, 2012, 08:25:10 PM
Looking around my housemansion I am thinking I need to spruce it up a bit if I am to have a woman group of super models over.  Who would you turn to in order to decorate it?

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Antique stores, Ikea for Kitchen Cabinets and Accessories
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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2012, 08:28:08 PM »
kids toys.  those single moms will be gushin on your cushions.

thy walk in and trip over a baby toy and you're in like flynn.
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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2012, 08:28:53 PM »
I am basically talking about the walls.  I have it covered with the major shit.  I think the bathroom needs to be pussified.  Not that a woman would ever go in there to shit, but I have heard that when a woman comes over to your place they base a lot on how your bathroom looks.
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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2012, 08:38:03 PM »
Gay dudes think just like bitches.  So 99% of GetBig can give excellent decorating advice.
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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2012, 08:39:28 PM »
Quote from: Nicademus on December 10, 2012, 08:38:03 PM
Gay dudes think just like bitches.  So 99% of GetBig can give excellent decorating advice.

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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2012, 08:47:19 PM »
A polaroid of your erect penis mixed in with the magazines on the coffee table is the answer.
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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2012, 08:48:09 PM »
Quote from: Groink on December 10, 2012, 08:47:19 PM
A polaroid of your erect penis mixed in with the magazines on the coffee table is the answer.

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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2012, 09:03:22 PM »
Quote from: Groink on December 10, 2012, 08:47:19 PM
A polaroid of your erect penis mixed in with the magazines on the coffee table is the answer.

Nice...what type of magazines?
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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2012, 10:18:01 PM »
Id say it's a safe bet that OneMoreRep has a pretty bitchin BACHELOR gay pad. He seems like a trustworthy fella for these matters.
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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2012, 05:01:17 AM »
Quote from: Krankenstein on December 10, 2012, 08:28:53 PM
I am basically talking about the walls.  I have it covered with the major shit.  I think the bathroom needs to be pussified.  Not that a woman would ever go in there to shit, but I have heard that when a woman comes over to your place they base a lot on how your bathroom looks.

Drop a $50 on the bathroom floor, when she walks out and says "Here you dropped this silly" just sigh and say "Dont worry about it, i'm tired of seeing those things" "fancy some sex and  trip to the mall afterwards?" - after sex hide in behind the sofa until she get's worried and leaves
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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2012, 05:02:22 AM »
Minimalist. Don't have anything other than a couch, a tv and some liquor
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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2012, 05:09:57 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on December 11, 2012, 05:01:17 AM
Drop a $50 on the bathroom floor, when she walks out and says "Here you dropped this silly" just sigh and say "Dont worry about it, i'm tired of seeing those things" "fancy some sex and  trip to the mall afterwards?" - after sex hide in behind the sofa until she get's worried and leaves

Best advice yet!!
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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2012, 05:17:48 AM »
Clean, tidy and minimalistic.
If you're really wealthy then it can be a little pompous.
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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2012, 08:22:22 AM »
If you can get her over the place just has to be clean.
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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2012, 09:11:11 AM »
have a look at some of the 'lifestyle' blogs fro some ideas and looks you like.. http://pinterest.com/millionairess/bachelor-pad/

obviously you taylor it to your budget.












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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2012, 10:09:32 AM »
nice house right there
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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2012, 01:54:36 PM »




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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2012, 02:23:34 PM »
dream pad
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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2012, 02:26:57 PM »
most fancy bitches dig the  Luxery Las Vegas hotel room look


Slick and plan
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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2012, 02:32:34 PM »
Women need a time and a space
Men just need a space
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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2012, 02:34:18 PM »




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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2012, 02:39:44 PM »
white people in Bradford have their women sodomised by pakistani people

































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Re: Single Guys
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2012, 02:57:05 PM »
Quote from: slate on December 11, 2012, 02:39:44 PM
white people in Bradford have their women sodomised by pakistani people moften

so were you the passive or the active ?
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